[thespoonmissioner]

♪ Harry Truman was a guy, America, Red China, all the countries, other people, everyone is fun ♪ ♪ Joe Montaña, Ian McKellen, I have to buy a new toaster, this is awesome, you’re so stupid, jumping up and down ♪ ♪ Freddy Krueger, pots and pans, Oprah has a turtle farm, Peter Piper, peepee, poopy, daddy ate a squirrel ♪

[hsoneandonly-blog]

[styles-malik-deactivated2014120]

[nuall]

[inpayne]

The fans: "They’re unreal." x / x

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[bottomdiluc]

[nemurinbeam-deactivated20231218]

[justblacklistme-deactivated2014]

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

[quixon]

Tip: that’s Michelle Trachtenberg

[officialunitedstates]

inflation is bad because when you find money on the ground it is going to be worth less and less.  eventually there will reach a time when even finding $100 on the ground will make you shrug your shoulders and think “eh it’s not worth it” because $100 can’t even buy a pack of gum

[mdsmikklsn-deactivated20130902]

[ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa]

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

[coldaethyl]

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

[thatfatpussyenergy]

Innocent girls getting a load in their mouth be like

[tsundereslasher]

M/A Parallels: 4x13/5x02

[boyerworks]

[wannyy]

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

[notheartbroken]

2/7/13

[fuckblast]

you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits

[captryanclark]

[nuall]

→The Doctor lives his life in darker hues, day upon day, and he will have other names before the end. The [Oncoming] Storm. The Beast, The Valeyard.