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blairwitchh

this is literally the height of comedy tho

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Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”

Christine: “Just watching TV.”

Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”

[X-Files theme plays]

goregirlsdungeon

gruncheon

me and the girls on spring break

black-to-the-bones-deactivated2

This is important.

thebestoftumbling

wiisemary

Oscar Isaac’s avatars (200*320px) M Magazine & GQ

In summary, fuck me. I just want my cats

Why is it that my Caucasian American friends are always the least consistent. Not saying nothing but it's just a pattern I've noticed

skellydun

It isn't fair that I still miss her.

i miss michelle obama too. it’ll be okay.

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norahmayberry-deactivated201712

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

catbountry

“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

fuckyeah-nerdery

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

thesocratease-deactivated201510

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

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zenis

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

sebastiansin-221b

c3po

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

thecouchwitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.