I've had this URL for like 7 years

good witch bad bitch | insta: @al_pachin_o @makeupby_alex_

[ovur]

If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don't forget that

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

tumblr anons r like: “interesting you support murder 🤔” and then when you say “where” they never respond, then you get an anon saying you don’t take responsibility for your actions

[dirtbaby2016]

Bimbo this, himbo that... whos thinking about jimbo

[asxtrnx]

[heartshapedbasil]

I’ve had enough, this is me now

[imahashtagloser]

isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda 

[heartshapedbasil]

I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny

[savannahfaerie]

Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe:

1 bottle of ur fav Gatorade or Juice of your choice

A splash of ur fav energy drink (optional)

Luster dust (cake decorating kind) to preferred shimmer

A cool bottle

Combine to become a wizard instantly

These are great for cons for hyrdrating while on “brand”

[lyrikin-deactivated]

*chugs this shit down while running* STAMINA POTION LETS GO

[nitrogen]

By Sophie Koryn

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[haychbb]

BLOG 10000000 TIMES

[cas-x-reader]

YOU FUCKING GO GRANDMA

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

YOU GO GRANDMA

[ultimatebottom69]

GRANDMA IS GOING FOR THE HEAD

[catchymemes]

[bloodytales]

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

[thebootydiaries]

look at these ᵇᵘᵐᵖˢ u got ᵉˣᵐᵃ?

do I got ʷʰᵃᵗ ?

u got ᵉ ᵉᵉˣˣᵐᵃ ??

[oooooooo]

[polishedglassrod]

Knowing your life’s purpose

[idiopathicsmile]

Not sure how to explain it, but April quarantine content had a distinctly different feel to it than August quarantine content

[silvermarmoset]

april: i’m gonna do so many projects! i’m counting the squirrels! banana bread!

august: burn down the government

[22-jumpstreet]

bro this is like finding a war relic hello friends

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[otarsus]

[justjames]

You like my blog?? I bet you can’t even name 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

[spitefulhag]

new ask meme. Guess 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

[valtsv]

there are two types of pet owners:

1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!

2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.

[valtsv]

pet owners tag yourselves

[midtown-parker]

[midtown-parker]

credit

[chokesngags]

FRAME WORTHY

[potentcombinations]

That spider man poster is TOUGH!

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

That Bisexual Guardians Poster tho