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Iām glad that Indiana finally has its first national park and that itās the one mostly known for having sand dunes that eat children.
how, pray tell, does a dune eat A Child
Imagine that youāre a big pile of sand by the shore of Lake Michigan, between Gary and Michigan City. Your name is Mount Baldy, and youāre a popular tourist destination at what is now Indiana Dunes National Park.
For a huge pile of tiny rocks, you live a surprisingly nomadic lifestyle. More than a hundred years of tourism and foot traffic has destroyed much of the native grass that kept you stationary. You are now what they call a āwandering duneā, as wind off the lake slowly but steadily pushes your tremendous bulk a little further inland every year.
As you move, you gradually engulf everything in your pathātrees, buildings, rocks, hills, your own parking lotāeverything. You are an unstoppable force, like some kind of gigantic gelatinous cube, but youāre still very popular with visitors.
In 2013, you suddenly eat a child. Itās a surprising move on your partādry quicksand isnāt supposed to be a real natural phenomenon. I mean, what is this, a 1960ās action movie?
One moment, a family from Illinois is cheerfully climbing your slopes. The next, the 6 year old boy suddenly vanishes without warning, leaving no trace. Would-be rescuers dig in the sand where he disappeared until their hands are bleeding. Geologists insist that he must have wandered off, because enormous piles sand physically cannot form hollows or pockets within themselvesābut three hours later, he is found, unconscious but alive, buried almost twelve feet deep in the sand.
The current leading geological theory as to how this happened is that the organic material you engulf, like trees, slowly decompose beneath your slopes, leaving behind unstable voids held together only by the fragile remains of the decayed material. When these voids are walked over, they collapse, forming sudden sinkholes that can swallow visitors whole. The rules that typically govern stationary dunes, or wandering dunes in areas that are not forested, no longer apply to you. You are unpredictable and dangerous and have remained closed to visitors except on guided hikes ever since.
Did that really need to be in second person and fuck me up like that? No. But Iām not mad.
in retrospect I have no idea what possessed me to write this in second person
anyway devilās stovepipes/decomp chimneys are cool as shit
this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
i just realised that the next time leia sees obi-wan he gets killed and i am not well.
my controversial opinion is I donāt think Zuko was confused by āmy first girlfriend turned into the moonā
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been āthis day has already been so goddamn weirdā
The only really new information was that that was Sokkaās girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say āyeah, I know.ā
Sokka: āMy girlfriend turned into the moon.ā
Zuko: āI know.ā āYes.ā āShe sure did.ā āUh huh.ā āTell me something new.ā āAre we still talking about that?ā āThatās rough, buddy.ā
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #itās not that he doesnāt get what sokka means #itās that how on earth do you respond to that]
When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zukoās part
oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattleās MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?
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Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which BarƧa players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
this is a poem. To me.
Tuesday evening, an unexpected rainbow
The winners of our episode, Siobhan Thompson and Grant O'Brien!
Game Changer Season 8 Episode 3 "Night Shift"
This guy's illusions are great
This is the reality all maids faceĀ
Iām so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think itās so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. itās like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the oncelerās thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
the forest is also a metaphor for his bush
how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isnāt even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys
I love the ācaptainās logā mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.
I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captainās voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events theyāre describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.
"Capitalism is temporary. Dykes are forever"
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I'm kind of glad to hear that everyone does this. Because it means it isn't colonizer bullshit, it's what everyone does. It's just people discovering new things. Everyone goes:
"Oh hey these people have their own style of [language A's word for thing. Say, what do you call it?"
"Oh it's [language B's word for thing]."
"Got it, it's [language B's word for thing] variety [language A's word for thing]"
added to which it is LITERALLY JUST LINGUISTIC SHORTHAND forĀ
[item] the way [culture] makes it.Ā
If you donāt want sliced bread, you want bread the way Eastern Indians make it you ask for Roti, not bread. Because Roti is bread THE WAY [EASTERN] INDIANS MAKE IT. Like fuck, itās not that complicated a concept.Ā
OF COURSE itās not colonizer bullshit! Itās just linguistic shorthand!