soon to be the third Jewish pope

Neil | he/him/gay she | 24 | I’m 5’3”

[248limbs]

I consider myself a provocateur

[tiny-librarian]

“Kazul’s not my dragon.“ Cimorene said sharply. “I’m her princess. You’ll never have any luck dealing with dragons if you don’t get these things straight.”

Dealing With Dragons - Patricia C. Wrede

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

[maroonracoon]

Two Gay Little Animals Share Their Secrets

[lostinhistorypics]

A koala drinks from a spoon, Australia, 1900.

[tooies]

won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store

[blueboyoutside]

Silly ass thing

[soloikismos]

recalling my insane former roommate who said their cat did things out of genuine emotion whereas my cat behaved performatively

[lovething]

it’s all bout being a sexy girl and a weird dude @ the same time

[bwaybootlegs]

Fiddler On The Roof 2015 Revival

[248limbs]

anyways while I’m posting. check out this set I designed for the tempest in my set design class. environment inspired by lamma island.

[mariautistic]

girl are you from tennessee because. theres a lot of pretty people in tennessee

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hey

[grimeclown]

Hi whats up

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do you want to go play outside with me

[grimeclown]

Yeah come on I’m gonna take my shoes off so I can run up the slide

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what?

[grimeclown]

Im gonna run up the slide but I have to take my shoes off to do it because my sneakers don’t have enough grip on em

[1961gibsoneb-0-deactivated20220]

woah hey free sneakers

[grimeclown]

Hey don’t touch those those are mine

[whisperdal-deactivated20230131]

little kids r so funny when presented with any new information like theres this girl I teach who has two moms and a sister and I was like “wow your family is all girls! that’s so funny, if my husband and I had a boy, we’d be all boys haha!” And she was shocked that two boys could get married like honey did you think gay marriage was a girls only event

[transfishman]

@officialbabayaga this is so fucking funny i had to share

[iwilleatyourenglish]

boyfriend tripped on his vacuum at 4 in the morning and took it really personally

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[248limbs]

my partner and i are imitating hetero t4t relationship dynamics because we are both trans men but also I’m a bi girl and he’s my gay boyfriend