fishman/catboy conglomerate

Oliver/Gabe | he/they | 29 | I like to look at rocks | I am a personification of bluegreen

[yenthecat]

Now is my moment...!

[luetta]

abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.

abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions

abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

[spel16]

[are-they-a-faggot]

can you swim

yes ( adult )

no ( adult )

yes ( minor )

no ( minor )

Remaining time: 16 hours 46 minutes

[pnchen]

Cerberus...?

[shadowerrata]

Cerbirdrus

[cerealmonster15]

rvb soundtrack save me

[offshoreoilrig]

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

[correctopinionhaver]

And he called himself Warriormale. He ran a blog that was officially about martial arts, but everyone knew it was really about him exploring his deep-seated homosexual urges.

[sivavakkiyar]

“drop the damn towel kennedy!” he’d say…and we’d cheer, oh we’d cheer…

[spacemancharisma]

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

[spacemancharisma]

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[3000s]

im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle

[mashed-taytoes]

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

This is exactly what I needed today. You must turn on the sound.

[str-ngeloop]

we desperately need sex 2

[str-ngeloop]

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

[str-ngeloop]

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

[dizzyghoast]

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

[str-ngeloop]

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

[cymae-mesa]

Fishing minigame.

[existentialterror]

Fishing minigame

[penny-anna]

Further questions from the finance team

[penny-anna]

Sees a hot giraffe

Bowtie zooms up neck with slide whistle noise

[asmuchasidliketo]

[dragoncarrion]

????

[skopostheorie]

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours