the drunk is gender-free

eli | 27 | all pronouns | “you call this living?”

[treecitysessions]

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

[elekktra]

[magneatio]

rpf stand for real people fucked

[magneatio]

WAIT! itstands for Real Precious Friends

[antiquesintheattic]

[eckspress]

Any kinks?

eternal devotion.

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[priezpourlui]

[eraserheadadult]

my beloveds…

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[utopians]

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[juniebjawn]

I need something very sensual & romantic to occur

[birdonawire]

if you consider working a full day at the er on zero hours of sleep - don’t!

not me tho i’m different. but the rest of you watch out

[angelnumber27]

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[birdonawire]

my russian is absolute ass but boy if it doesn’t sound good to people that don’t speak the language