24 Flames Per Second

The podcast that roasts the films we love most! New episodes drop EVERY Wednesday!

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Is Troy Duffy a sadist? Does punching a feminist REALLY count as vigilante justice? Is this the frat bro movie to end all frat bro movies?

This week, we say a prayer for the whole family through the raining gunfire that the college boys love in the 1999 St. Patrick's classic, The Boondock Saints!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack (@rob_speewack) & Will Paulson (@wilburpaulsen) Defense: Kwesi Phillips (@akayaday) Roasters: Jacob Foltz (@btbfilmspod) & Cody Olsen

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A big thank you to our Patrons that keep our roasters toasting: Timothy Duryea, Kacie Rahm, & Brian Toews

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How malnourished do you have to be that a bear wouldn't even wanna eat you? Can you tell the difference between wild potato seeds and every other type of plant? What's your Alexander Supertramp name?

This week, we recklessly venture into the wilderness and search our souls for the most pretentious things to say we can with the 2007 adventure tragedy, Into The Wild!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack (@rob_speewack) & Will Paulson (@wilburpaulsen) Defense: Cody Olsen Roasters: Kacie Rahm (@kacierahm) & Ben Scott (@bummerof69)

Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod Email: [email protected] Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod

A big thank you to our Patrons that keep our roasters toasting: Timothy Duryea, Kacie Rahm, & Brian Toews

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Amanda Bynes: where is she now? Does David Beckham really use tampons to stop a nosebleed? Was it Shakespeare that wrote the line: "Girls can't beat boys, because science."?

This week, we try out for BOTH TEAMS for the 2006 gender-swap soccer teen Shakespeare adaptation, She's The Man!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack (@rob_speewack) & Will Paulson (@wilburpaulsen) Defense: Roxy Ewing (@inroxicated) Roasters: Sammi Firman (@sammfirmy) & Ian Coleman

Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod Email: [email protected] Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod

A big thank you to our Patrons that keep our roasters toasting: Timothy Duryea, Kacie Rahm, & Brian Toews

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Is this the March of Penguins prequel we've always wanted? Do crows make good pets? Red & Andy. Friends? Or something more?

This week, we break INTO the 1994 prison chic Stephen King adaptation, The Shawshank Redemption!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack (@rob_speewack) & Will Paulson (@wilburpaulsen) Defense: Amy Gang (@playspod) Roasters: Jacob Foltz (@btbfilmspodcast) & Kwesi Phillips (@akayaday)

Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod Email: [email protected] Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod

Listen to Amy's podcast, A Word On Plays, here: https://apple.co/2EVJHAR

Listen to Jacob's podcast, Back To Back Films, here: https://apple.co/2FydP1E

A big thank you to our Patrons that keep our roasters toasting: Timothy Duryea & Kacie Rahm

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Is a Pop Tart fate? How creepy do you have to be to win a fellowship with Kurt Vonnegut? Can YOU hardly wait for our Valentine's Day episode?

This week, we throw a party for  the 1998 high school teen romance classic, Can't Hardly Wait!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack (@rob_speewack) & Will Paulson (@wilburpaulsen) Defense: Ben Scott (@bummerof69) Roasters: Rob Paulson (@retirementwa) & Kacie Rahm (@kacierahm)

Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod Email: [email protected] Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod

Original theme music by Rob Paulson! Check out his new album at http://robertnpaulson.bandcamp.com

A big thank you to our Patrons that keep our roasters toasting: Timothy Duryea & Kacie Rahm

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If a dude dressed like a cat, how much do you REALLY want to know? Would this film carry the same weight if it was titled 'Captain America: Family Feud'? Are we Team Cap or Team Iron Man?

This week, we duke it out like only superheroes can in the Russo Brothers Marvel family drama from 2016, Captain America: Civil War!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack (@rob_speewack) & Kwesi Phillips (@akayaday) Defense: Maddy Vonhoff (@maddyvonhoff) Roasters: Pepper Hambrick & Ian Coleman

Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod Email: [email protected] Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod

Original theme music by Rob Paulson

A big thank you to our Patrons that keep our roasters toasting: Timothy Duryea & Kacie Rahm

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Just how long was Phil trapped in Groundhog Day? If Phil is Buddha, does that make the groundhog Jesus? How many types of insurance are there?

This week, we live through the quintessential rodent-centric Bill Murray time travel classic, the 1993 Groundhog Day!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Reilley Scott Roasters: Ben Scott & Jacob Foltz

Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod Email: [email protected] Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod

Original theme music by Rob Paulson

Check out Jacob's podcast, B2B Films, here: https://apple.co/2FydP1E

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Can you guess why he's named Dr. King Schultz? What would YOUR teeth look like if you lived in a place called "Candyland"? Did Leo deserve the Oscar that year?

This week, we brush up on our German fairytales and saddle up for the 2012 Quentin Tarantino Western superhero shoot 'em up, Django Unchained!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwesi Phillips Roasters: Russell Hay & Scott Calvert

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Original theme music by Rob Paulson

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Is Jafar the original Men's Rights Activist? Is "A Whole New World" just "Can You Feel The Love Tonight", but worse? How much Robin Williams is TOO MUCH Robin Williams?

We hop aboard our magic carpets and venture into Arabia on the hunt for the Cave of Wonders in 1992's Middle Eastern Disney classic, Aladdin!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Maddy Vonhoff Roaster: Rob Paulson

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Original theme music by Rob Paulson

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*NOTE: This is meant to be played alongside National Treasure as a commentary track. If you listen to it by itself, you may be incredibly bored. You've been warned!

Welcome to 24 FPS Drinkalongs, the watchalong that roasts the films we love most! This month, we clue-hunt through American history and drink along to National Treasure, and we're watching it on Netflix! To make sure you catch our monthly Drinkalongs, support 24 Flames on Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod

The drinkers this month: Kwesi Phillips (@akayaday), Rob Paulson (@retirementwa), and Kevin Conner (@kevnconner).

National Treasure Drinking Game: Sip your drink when: - Someone says "Declaration" - A new clue is discovered - Someone says "Freemasons" - Nic Cage enters a landmark/government building Chug your drink when: - Someone says "Declaration of Independence"

Also: you may be wondering why this Drinkalong is public? This first Drinkalong will remain public forever, so you can share with friends and get an idea of what Drinkalongs are like if you may be considering that 24FPS Patreon tier. Hooray!

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Is Tommy Wiseau man, alien, or vampire? Where's all his money come from? Anyway, how's your sex life?

We keep the hits rolling and we pull our comments out of our pockets to talk about the real Hollywood movies, Tommy Wiseau's The Room and James Franco's The Disaster Artist! Oh hai, listeners!

As promised here's a link to The Room video game: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Ian Coleman Roasters: Brian Toews & Reilley Scott

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Original theme music by Rob Paulson

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Did video kill the porno star? Do YOU got the touch? What does it feel like to get curb-stomped by roller skates?

On our first episode of 2018, we penetrate Paul Thomas Anderson's 70's/80's porn extravaganza film, Boogie Nights! Here's to new beginnings!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Abby Cooke Roasters: Pepper Hambrick & Kacie Rahm

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Original theme music by Rob Paulson

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Do snowflakes have atmosphere? If your heart grows three sizes at once, should you see a doctor? Where are you, Christmasssss?

On this episode, we roast the veritable beast that is the 2000 tiny-nosed anti-Christmas film, How The Grinch Stole Christmas! This is the final episode of 2017, thanks for a great first half of our first year!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwesi Phillips Roasters: Mario Orallo & Ian Coleman

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Original theme music by Rob Paulson

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What kind of parents name their children: "Grover Dill" and "Scut Farkas"? Would Will abandon his friend, Kwesi, if his tongue was stuck to a flagpole? Did Randy ever put his arms down AGAIN?

On this episode, we get our collective tongues stuck to the flagpole that is the quintessential 1983 childhood gun-tastic Christmas film, A Christmas Story! Happy holidays from 24 Flames Per Second!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Scott Calvert Roasters: Pepper Hambrick & Kwesi Phillips

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Original theme music by Rob Paulson

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How would you react if you found out your father was a space-Hitler wizard? Do they serve Colt .45 malt liquor in Cloud City? If you can't handle Yoda at his worst, do you deserve him at his best?

On this episode, we split from our friends for the Dagobah systems that lurks amidst the 1980 spoiler-tastic follow-up to your favorite space western opera, Empire Strikes Back!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Sammi Firman Roasters: Cody Olsen & Reilley Scott

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Original theme music by Rob Paulson

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Do you think Buddy got his steps in walking all the way from the North Pole to New York City? In what units does Santa measure Christmas cheer? What WAS that guy's favorite color?

On this episode, we march hundreds of miles for the World's Best Cup Of Coffee that is the 2003 elf-man-baby Will Ferrell vehicle, Elf!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Amy Gang Roasters: Nate Sawtell & Ben Scott

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Original theme music by Rob Paulson

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Are there child labor laws in Halloweentown? What is Sally made out of? What does St. Patrick's Day town look like?

On this episode, we open up the holiday door in the nameless holiday forest that is the 1993 "Is it a Halloween or a Christmas movie?", A Nightmare Before Christmas!

This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwesi Phillips Roasters: Ian Coleman & Aaron Clark

Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: [email protected] Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod

Original theme music by Rob Paulson