horny sideblog #2895618

it/its, ze/hir. 19. minors dni pls

[fangs-4-fags]

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

[timeflow-sex]

reblog to squeeze prev's ass

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reblog to squeeze prev's ass

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reblog to squeeze prev's ass

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reblog to squeeze prev's ass

[lilythelycan]

Slapping my massive wolfgirl cock on the stomach on a little mutt. Seeing the tip almost reach their tits as my heavy balls throb against their wet hole.

They say something about "needing more lube" or about "being gentle when putting it in" but Fleshlights don't complain so I don't listen and begin drawing back my massive bitchbreaker before slamming it into the mutts hole. Suddenly, the grunts and moans coming from the mutt as its body is forced to accommodate my massive wolf gock is much more fitting of a Fleshlight than full sentences~

After about the third thrust of my massive fuckmeat slamming into the mutt, they go almost completely limp as my gock leaves a bruise on their abdomen and a visibly bulge through their lower body <3

I still tell the mutt I'm going to cum, but its brain is practically mush leaking out as drool at this point. So I simply grab the hips of my new Fleshlight and flood its little body with a torrent of thick tgirl wolf seed~

I make sure to smack the mutts face back to consciousness as my knot pulses inside the hole of my human condom. I tell them to make those adorable peace signs as I snap a picture of another mutt who's started their new life as my gock sleeve <3

[2895618]

RE: collection of shit you're into.

Hello,

In case it wasn't clear, I was referring to something akin to a BDSM test, f-list, or jars of kink.

If you want, I can send you my latest BDSM test result via a secure channel

With kind regards,

anon

fjchchv

we van talk abt it in DMs

I'll retake those tests and send them to u

[prettycvnt999]

[atleastimstillsedated]

I need a good boy tied to a chair, whimpering and fighting to get free while I slowly explore all my favorite parts. Running my nails as gently as possible across his shoulders...down his chest....up the inside of his thighs... across his achy balls.... everywhere except his poor leaky cock. Whispering softly in his ear....is he going to be a good boy and cum for me? is he going to make me proud? Who does he belong to?

Straddling his leg, close enough for him to feel my heat but still too far away. Grinding just enough that he can feel me dripping down his thigh. I need to know how long he can stand it. How long until he starts humping into the air. How long until he starts begging. What if I get on my knees and look up at him with my big eyes? Whisper those same questions but now he can feel my breath on his throbbing cock.... the heat of my mouth. I need to know if I do this long enough will he cum when I finally run just one finger tip up the length of his cock? Can I get him so desperate that he cums with just the slightest touch? These are the things that keep me up at night. I need to know.

[mosslawn1-blog]

Hey uhhhh... +1 [blorp] I think I got hit with some kind of... well it's not damage +1 [blorp] over time, but I can't really tell what it is doing. Yeah. +1 [blorp] Right because damage would be red. And +1 [blorp] negative. And healing is green. So +1 [blorp] what the fuck is orange? I've never +1 [blorp] seen this before-- have you +1 [blorp] seen this before? No? Shit... huh? Oh, +1 [blorp] well it started when I drank what I-- hrrp god, 'scuse me-- +1 [blorp] what I thought was a healing potion. +1 [blorp] Well yeah, it looked the same! What, do you expect me to-- +1 [blorp] hey. Asshole. Eyes are up here. Do you know anything or +1 [blorp] anyone that could help me or not? No, I don't still have the-- +1 [blorp] ow! WHY is my belt so tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhholy fuck ❤️

+1 [blorp] ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[kitsuneshot-deactivated20250117]

"You've godda....uh, wine left." I stumble through my sentence.

"Huuuhhh?" You ask after far too long of a silence, your head wobbling like a bobblehead as you blink up at me blearily.

What was I saying? Uh....oh right, your wine.

"Your wine," I slur, and that reminds me that I have wine, too. I grab my glass and slug it down.

"Oh!" You exclaim, and grab for your glass, but your clumsy hand slaps it onto its side, and wine spills all over the tablecloth.

"Oh shid," You giggle, slumping forward and mashing your napkin lazily onto the stain. The neckline of your dress slides down, and your nipple pops out onto the table.

"Your fuggin...boob," I slur, reaching out to poke at it as a hiccup rocks my body. Oh no, they're back.

"Huuuhhh?" You ask again, staring up at me stupidly. "M'boob?"

"'S -hic!- s'outtt," I really hope the waiter doesn't come back right now. Why do I hope that? I can't remember.

You stare at me. I hiccup-burp and grab for the bottle. The bottle! I can just pour you another glass!

[leyspin]

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[backyardboytoy]

Guy who you know showing up to see you with huge fat fucking milk jug tits stretching out his shirt. His nipples start poking through the fabric mid way through convo, and they are not possible to ignore. Only they start leaking milk through his shirt and now you gotta fight to not get caught gawking and biting your bottom lip. While thinking about just grabbing his fat fucking milk jugs and shaking them. Sloshing who knows how many gallons of milk around and wondering how much bigger his nipples would be if you used them as stim toys for the next few hours.

Milky guys...

[drvnkendreamer]

i want to be so drunk i cant even manage to order myself another drink. staggering and dizzy with a desire for more but getting up to the bar being asked what i want and not even remebering how order, what to say, what words in what order to put them in. what theres is, what things are called, what i like or what i want aside from the taste of liquor in my mouth and the warmth down my throat and flushed hot over my cheeks, dumb "uhh, hah,uhhm..." 's and tense silences i cant even feel or worry about with everything feeling so soft around the edges, light weightless free and careless in my state. getting a slight side-eye squint from the bartender and trying (and failing miserably) to steel myself, or stand up straight, or act sober enough, think well enough that they dont cut me off (no..no please dont cut me off), you having to come over and put your arm around me in what just looks like soft casual intimacy just to help keep me upright, and in lighthearted, put-together social sophistication interject and order for me, acting like theyre for you . you know whatd id probably like anyway, and either way id drink anyrhing you gaveto me

leaning into your body without even noticing, my own numb and as heavy as lead, feeling electric and hot where your hand lands on me and i can feel yuor skin too

[tipsypup4-deactivated20250705]

I’m lounging on my couch drinking wine right from the bottle in a white bathrobe while doing stuff on my puter

I feel like a super fucking sexy rich lady with questionable sobriety from a movie rn this is so cool

[tipsypup4-deactivated20250705]

Just had to swap out my wine bottle for a different one because the aftertaste got yucky, feeling like a wealthy baroness perusing my many wines rn

I should be baroness-drinking-wine-core more often I feel so elegant

[tipsypup4-deactivated20250705]

Ohhh shittt thevbuzz is hitting and making me feel evcen more fancy im tge coolest puppy ever rn .

[tipsypup4-deactivated20250705]

Feelinng my head gettging heavy, leaning head vack afainst the arm of the couch adn drinking more yuhmmy wineee

I’m the bvooze baronness, a prestighious puppty

[tipsypup4-deactivated20250705]

Hiccupphhng n listening to clsassical music whjile gluping more weine likea sexsy batesoness im sockol

[tipsypup4-deactivated20250705]

Ordred food n was sluerring abitt on tge phjone uhOhh!

[tipsypup4-deactivated20250705]

Im tfe cvoolest fsncciest sexsiesrt boize bsroness evcer I thijnk tghis winesso yuummjyy

[tipsypup4-deactivated20250705]

I took a wine nap andi wowke up with drool allovser my pilloew I am turulyy the best bareonness

[intoxwhore]

at first we meet at a bar, very casual, but I soon realize that you have more intentions with me. you keep ordering shots and every time I try to pay, you decline, saying things like don't worry puppy, don't think about it, just take the drinks like a good boy. good boys don't decline drinks, they are eager for then. good boys keep drinking until I tell you to stop. good boys don't stop drinking until they can't stand up anymore because they are so drunk. good boys get wasted on purpose. good boys get wasted in public spaces just to embarrass themselves. good boys stumble home, and if they don't stumble, it means they have to drink more. good boys are never too drunk, they can always drink more. good boys need to lean against walls in dark alleys because they are too drunk to keep walking. good boys are so wasted that they can't get up from the floor anymore. good boys just lay there, enjoying their spinning head from the booze, unable to go home. good boys take videos of themselves drunk, so they can get off on them when they are sober again. good boys fantasize about drinking all the time. good boys never decline drinks. good boys slur their words, and if they don't slur, they have to drink more. good boys edge themselves not on purpose but because they are too drunk to keep the vibrator steady on their clit and it keeps slipping because they are so wet.

[itskitisntit]

does anyone else get horny reading typo-filled drunk text orrr…

[itskitisntit]

uhuhhhh guyyss im drunka as fuckkk hehehehehe

i love intox tumblr

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