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π Mobile Nav . job 4:8 "As I have observed, those who plow evil and those who sow trouble reap it." . ((Dependent DemonStuck Beforan Sollux))

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OOC NOTICE

Due to an issue that’s cropped up, I’m probably going to be either converting or abandoning this blog all together.

It’s not a big issue or anything and it’s no one’s fault, this muse just comes from a closed Discord AU and one of the moderators is worried there might be an unintentional mix of OOC and IC. Again, no one’s fault. Just this AU’s got some strict ground rules for its lore.

I’ll probably go back to my Dirk blog; @bioniculled if anyone still wants to talk to a muse of mine.

[jacobsantiago-deactivated202001]

John Mulaney is the most iconic Catholic ever

[negutivfeadbak]

[2acriilege-blog]

some of my bullshit conversations from this chatroom im a part of. my handle is π by the way. Ψ is my brother.

[caliginouslyantiquated-blog]

2acriilege:

hey there. hey. listen.

is this thing on?

listen to me.

i know im not crazy.

or maybe i am im 44 years old i couldve lost my mind by now. i actually wouldnt at all be surprised by this now that i think about it.

anyway.

ok listen.

….

i dont kno where i was going with this ive officially lost my mind.

hehe i thought human lifespans wwere a lot longer than that you cant be that old

[2acriilege-blog]

oh they are. some people live to be about 120 even. in my case im gonna live way fucking longer and im already losing it. its fine though. we gucci.

daily casual existential crises are just part of my life at this point.

[zachsilberberg]

[caliginouslyantiquated-blog]

2acriilege:

what the fuck.

wwelcome to the multivverse i hope you enjoy your stay

[2acriilege-blog]

hey there. hey. listen.

is this thing on?

listen to me.

i know im not crazy.

or maybe i am im 44 years old i couldve lost my mind by now. i actually wouldnt at all be surprised by this now that i think about it.

anyway.

ok listen.

....

i dont kno where i was going with this ive officially lost my mind.

[caliginouslyantiquated-blog]

2acriilege:

…..

is that kid a demon because if so god fuck do i feel bad for them.

also i dunno whats going on with that sky but the water looks super nice.

hes a troll like i am aint mine belongs to my ash my kids are wway cuter but the kid is not the focus thats our sky

[2acriilege-blog]

what the fuck.

[6l99dl9ss]

@2acriilege replied to your post: (( so… i was answering the anon just now, and one…

((tumblrs fucking broken. specially mobile tumblr.))

yeeeeah i know… it just doesnt break often for me so eh //shrugs 

I’m not too worried about it))

[2acriilege-blog]

((this is what tumblr does to me now. and like. it doesnt segregate posts from one another so its hard to read shit.))

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2acriilege:

caliginouslyantiquated:

i mean to be fair im not exactly human myself. though i wont go into specifics about that. thats classified information and if i tell you then well. i guess im just gonna die. i still dont understand the planet thing but thats ok.

i dunno what castename is but captor is my surname. its just a bullshit name. i think my brother uhhhh got rid of his last name in favor of bouchard? im pretty sure thats his moms last name. im not surprised, our dad was an asshole.

only other people with the last name of ampora ive met is this real interesting family. hector is a nice man. He’s got a son named cronus and a brother named adrian. i think he has two sons actually. i dunno the others name, hes never online.

i cannot promise you anything i bless will keep you safe though nadire. thats my little disclaimer there. ding ding disclaimer my blessings wont protect you from demons and monsters and the like.

adrian huh is that howw my hatchname is humanized

regardless you can concept me bein a different species but not from earth alright havve a photo a my night sky

sorry i couldnt get the kid cropped out

i appreciate your blessin monsters i can handle so dont you wworry about that

[2acriilege-blog]

.....

is that kid a demon because if so god fuck do i feel bad for them.

also i dunno whats going on with that sky but the water looks super nice.

[caliginouslyantiquated-blog]

2acriilege:

uhhhhh earth’s a planet too. You sure you don’t live on earth, buddy? and i dunno if you mean captor like the kinda person who catches shit but thats certainly not me. i dont catch shit i bless it.

usually.

its not a good blessing but its still a blessing i guess.

itll probably bloww your mind that im not human either ivve only been to earth like twwice im fairly positivve im not on earth im too busy tryin to rule my planet and the surroundin empire to to take vvacations

you can bless my shit  captor is a castename

same as mines ampora

[2acriilege-blog]

i mean to be fair im not exactly human myself. though i wont go into specifics about that. thats classified information and if i tell you then well. i guess im just gonna die. i still dont understand the planet thing but thats ok.

i dunno what castename is but captor is my surname. its just a bullshit name. i think my brother uhhhh got rid of his last name in favor of bouchard? im pretty sure thats his moms last name. im not surprised, our dad was an asshole.

only other people with the last name of ampora ive met is this real interesting family. hector is a nice man. He’s got a son named cronus and a brother named adrian. i think he has two sons actually. i dunno the others name, hes never online.

i cannot promise you anything i bless will keep you safe though nadire. thats my little disclaimer there. ding ding disclaimer my blessings wont protect you from demons and monsters and the like.

[caliginouslyantiquated-blog]

2acriilege:

uh.

seth.

seth captor and i used to be a priest in the united states.

is alternia a new country or something?

a captor that doesnt knoww wwhat alternia is fucking wwild

its a planet

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uhhhhh earth’s a planet too. You sure you don’t live on earth, buddy? and i dunno if you mean captor like the kinda person who catches shit but thats certainly not me. i dont catch shit i bless it.

usually.

its not a good blessing but its still a blessing i guess.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.

[addigni]

Because saying “fuck it” includes the total acceptance of failure as the outcome, meanwhile “you can do this” focuses only on the hopes of a successful outcome and the lack of acknowledgement of the equally probable failure outcome induces a certain level of unspoken anxiety

[madejsbridge]

Shane was clearly not listening.

(i did not put everything because this would be an hour long)

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

“so treat it like a fine art museum?” 

*a millisecond later* 

“FUcK yOU GoaTMAn!” 

[rinny-the-fucker]

*a cockroach appears*

me:

[caliginouslyantiquated-blog]

@2acriilege started following you

wwelcome nadire ampora his unendin forgivveness emperor of alternia wwho are you

[2acriilege-blog]

uh.

seth.

seth captor and i used to be a priest in the united states.

is alternia a new country or something?

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣