[kosmogrl]

this is who you’re asking to calm down btw

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[avantgarden-er]

i'm the stripper that Loves you

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[loveridden1999]

[2ajkule]

Uhhh we definitely want to hear about these older woman problems PLEASE 👀👀👀👀

i want to eat out my 50yo coworker who has teenaged kids

[2ajkule]

i need to make a sideblog i dont want to post abt my older women problem on here 😑

[2ajkule]

smoked weed and suddenly i feel the amount of alcohol in me. Crazyyy

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[giskie]

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

[2ajkule]

GOD IF YOU HEAR ME COLLAPSE THE HOUSES OF ALL MY LEAGUE TEAMMATES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2ajkule]

already missing my ice cold strawberry vodka cocktail and the warmth of the pool around my legs 😣☹️

[bruzum]

[2ajkule]

oh gannibal is an actual thing i thought she was making a joke about it being goog because its gannibal not good because its hannibal 🤦‍♀️

[brucespringsteencomments]