[segamascott]

[knighteirian]

The Devil Wears Prada 2 dir. David Frankel (2026)

[columbiformed]

You can touch your clit for an amazing reason

[2ajkule]

people "watching" a stream and having a whole ass conversation, completely unrelated to the stream, with the other watchers in the chat is so subhuman i cant explain it

[fnordseer5]

what if in forrest gump instead of "i love you jenny" he said "i love eugenics" how messed up would that have been

[labcorp]

[ozempicofficial]

[2ajkule]

looked at postgraduate options then realised that just doing my job makes me want to kill myself so i won't be doing that anymore

[2ajkule]

i dont think speaking spanish would help me understand her but i love her so much regardless

[389]

Nick Hannes

[goflowolfog]

[lavender-draw]

[bubbleteavangelist]

fuck it *reblogs wokely*

[bruzum]

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[ciqqy]

replying to mutuals vent posts like this

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[ozempicofficial]