Kuro.umi

[catchymemes]

[trashcore4]

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

[weerwolfje]

Sexy or xxx snapchat accounts

Snapchat accounts who do nude sometimes or all the time… (Don’t expect that every account wants to see your nude 😉)

A abbie1995xxx alexxxiskim allsluts amandacerny amaturenudes ambnaughty angeladorty angeladorty113  anisakelly arianapvtgrande asshleysnaps ashleyrkstar ashleysmithluvs avaaddams avelinexx aussieassxxx

B baby_ash16  babymami809  basicnudes  beautydomini  bootychik  bootytwist  boredxxx87  blondenude budgetbarbie bum bustnow

C carinaxwillsonx  cath.b98  ccdobson  chanellandrandy chanthehandler cherisnaps cherrydofficial chocqueen23  christinarae1  ch33kysnaps  collegeworld  countrycutie529  clarapagex clitlovers curious-couple cutegirl.wtf cutelunastar crazynsnaps

D dailyskin datlegendaryass dcmbr deborah destinyeastwest dimebabes dirty.babes dirty.girls dirtygirls7  dirtysnappr dominoxxx

E emma19f emily.kitty exchangedeyes exploitedsnaps exxxchangedeyes

F feistypeachx fillthegap finechicks flossiex  mf_bicouple  freshmuff  friskysnapz

  G googlenudes  gradgirlsplay  greatlovers

H hell horny2night hornybunny18  hornybunny19  hornysammy94  hotandsexyxx  hot_babe619  hotdamara  hotlipsandtits hotscottcouple husse98xx

I ifjsnap igdirectbabes ilikeflowersx

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J janex6969  jacky0324  jennahottie jennajuggs jennaskyy jennyadams69  jennyrosemodel  jessievde  juliamout66  julie  justforlawls jessnapx

K katiekutey katie5434  kinkysugarsnap  kittyasian  kittyluvv  kittywhite130 

L ladyjaq1  lampworld  lanievans10  latinagirlz  laurababiejane laurenskyy leanudes littlegrace69  lovingfitness 

M malupenn manychoices mastersirsnap maturesnaps mediabunny meowher minx_minge milfsugar milfwife minniemcgee missmelissa4u missesnudes misskiaralee missyglenda mmbadbitch mollyx69  msambear mylittletitties mywetspot

N nadiacristiana natrica naenae_99  nakednina  nakedwhores  naughtyamb  naughtybecka  naughtygurlxx  naughtyroxi  nikinude nikki1072  nudestorybabes nudes2day nsfwbabe nylah7 

O officialasha officialsammyc ogdirtystorypic oliviaa-xxx ohmylips

P partyfessional peronknott petiteteen princesstinaxc pure_lightness pre pwillians

Q

R ratehersnaps rebeccamiller99  rylag

S sammroseexxx sarah_dancerx sarahxrose69  sc-kiknudes screamed sedgyfergo sedgyfergo63  seductivesara  sexyashleyyxo sexycfgirl sexygirls_snaps sexypattiex sexyselfiesnaps sexysandyx sexysaraxoxo sexyslut14  sexysnappics sexyvidds01  sexwithex  sexxxibaby sexxy-selfies sheishot shesexybro sideboobsnap sheridansmithxo snapbikini snapbust snapjuggs snapmestrangers snapnudemegirls snappysnatsnat snaptatas solarovens sophdefoe spankme slutshots slvttywh0re sugarstonexoxo spankasian stackedteens strongelectra squirtsyorys

T tanyajackson1  teeen_shoutouts  teenfever  tessoreilyreal titfuckers titshub titskatie toptwerkers twatshots

U uldouz

V vizen

W welikenudesnaps weliketofap wishiwasablonde

X xemmaharperrx xhollyx69  xmandaxoo xosocalsarahxo xjennyxoo xpoutyprincessx xroxygirl xxxcumforme

Y youngpussy4u

Z

My snapchat is “ssskankkk”, I am male. Sending me cocks and dicks will get you blocked¡ If you add me, send me snap. If you have more account names let me know. Just send a chat (: New snapchat accounts I add to this post. So check this post regularly. Let’s share!

[monstaman-deactivated20180312]

If anyone wants to see pictures of my sister, like and repost and i will inbox you

[tellmeyourdeepestsecrets-deacti]

My bff and I are big music fans and we went to the Metallica concert last summer in Houston . My hubby stayed home and watched our son since he’s not a big fan and didn’t care to go.
The show was rocking and half way through a hot guy was jamming out with us. I looked over and the girl he was with was drunk and nearly passed out on the seat next to him. It was summer and hot inside the stadium and the guy took his shirt off. He had a hot lean, tattooed body and he kept pressing against me which I didn’t mind. Then I felt his hand on my ass. Feeling buzzed and enjoying the show I didn’t mind at all. It was actually arousing. Near the end of the set he was standing behind me as I pressed myself against him rubbing my ass on his semi rigid cock. My bestie shook her head laughing but she didn’t care. By now his hands were feeling me up. During “Nothing Else Matters” which was the next to last song we started making out while his girl was still oblivious next to us. 
After the show we walked out together as he tried to hold up his semi conscious date. It was his girlfriend he said and apparently she couldn’t handle her boos.
He offered us a ride to our hotel where me and my friend were staying which was close by. He put his girlfriend in the backseat with my friend and I sat in the front with him in his big pick up truck. He made us a drink with some leftover jack Daniels they’d been drinking while we waited in the post concert traffic, rocking out to Metallica on his playlist. 
He kept telling me how hot I was. I took a big swig of Jack and coke and reached over and felt in between his pants. His cock was still semi rigid. I gave him a wink and he he asked if I wanted to see it. I nodded.
He pulled out his big white cock and I took him in my hand. By this time we were on the road headed to our hotel and I leaned over and started sucking his nice cock. 
We reached the hotel. My bestie couldn’t believe what I was doing. I told her to go ahead and I’d meet her up in the room. I wanted to finish him. He let her off and parked the car towards the rear of the lot, his girlfriend still crashed out on the back seat. He was still shirtless from the show and told me he wanted to see my tits so I took my Metallica T-shirt off. He began sucking my tits and it felt so good. I was so pumped up after the show and so fucking horny. He leaned me back and there was plenty of room in the front seat. He pulled his pants down and I began taking off mine. He kissed me and began fingering me getting me even hornier at this point. We giggled as his girlfriend was snoring in the back seat. Then he pulled off my panties and tasted my wetness. I squeezed his head with my thighs as I started to moan. Then he pulled himself up and slid his big hard cock inside my pussy. I held on the the hand rail above me and pulled him towards me with my legs wrapped around me. He kept the truck running with the AC but we were still sweating as he pounded me hard. I kept losing myself in the moment but I’d occasionally look around as we were in a public area. After a few more minutes he braced himself with one hand on the window and the other on my right titty and he grunted loudly as he began to cum. He pulled out just as he was about to explode and he finished himself off on my body. I had cum so hard right before he did. 
I probably would of invited him up to the room for another go but he had to get his girlfriend home. We got dressed and he pulled up the main door of the hotel. I fixed myself up as best as I could, got his name and kissed him good night. Amazing end to an incredible evening, my ears still buzzing from the show, and my pussy throbbing from the great fuck afterwards.

-Thank you for sharing 💋

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[northeastartist]

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

[lucidroseartblog-deactivated201]

This is the best post i have ever seen on tumblr

[bleedingpervert]

I wanted to make a lewd expression ask thingy.  Suggest a character and face.

Feel free to reblog and tag your answers as #ahegofacememe

[bl00dy-nsfw-deactivated20181205]

let’s have some fun, this shit is so boring.

[swordofmoonlight]

DARK SOULS III ~ Bosses

[lillys-clop-blog]

I LOOOVVVEEEE THIS GAME <3

[felicia-fiddle-sticks]

Want a video in your inbox?! ;)

If you’d like a short video of me doing what I do best in your inbox reblog this. Since tumblr won’t let me post videos I’ll do individual videos. (: Makes for some happy followers!