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Parodies of JoJo are one of the few things that give me solace in the cold depressing hell called life

If I’m not mistaken this is possibly a refernece to a jojo parody thingy called /Co//Co/’s bizarre adventure, though i don’t know what’s the actual spelling. In essence, it has its own plot, but it’s an absurd one. There’s even a little comic about Johnny Bravo beating Ultimate Being Kuzco

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when the groupchat just comes for your life

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Lord Raptor: Master of Roast.

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THAT DASTARDLY BASTARD

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Why is ot that whenever there is a weird ass post about weird ass people doing weird ass shit, theres always a fucking anime where someone does the same thing???

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where do you think those weird ass people got their inspiration

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Three Mop Style: Lion’s Groom!

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what the fuck is the joke here

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I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) but just backing vocals

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‘nd IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE [wheeze] DRED [wheeze] S’AND IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE. RED [wheeze] JUST TA [wheeze] THE [increasingly out-of-breath wheezing] wHO [wheeze] ARE [wheeze] ZEND [wheeze] TU [wheeze] DOWN [wheeze] CHU doo-oo-orrrrrr

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Guys, it’s been a day.

Less than a day even.

Are we really doing this? Sega lets you design your own character that obviously WOULDN’T be a recolor because, duh, they wouldn’t put that option in the game, and some people are really complaining about it?

I get it, I really do. I’ve been in the fandom for years and have been with Sonic since the Genesis days. I understand that people don’t like change. Some people still don’t like boost. Even if it’s not wisps exactly, some people hate that it’s still there. Some want a return to the Adventure style. Some people are upset that the third character isn’t one of the many characters Sega created over the years.

Modern and Classic Sonic are iconic. Generations is also really well-loved, so it was an obvious choice to have both of them in the game. Yet, maybe they didn’t want to make it exactly like Generations, and thus chose to add another character.

But they considered; what if they picked someone that people didn’t like? I mean, even some of the Adventure lovers didn’t like playing as some of the characters, or just the characters themselves. It was a risk.

So, they sat around in the office one day and decided that they wanted you to be in the game. They wanted you to be part of the adventure.

They wanted you, because no matter what anyone says, they wouldn’t be here without their fans, and they know that.

Character customization is not easy. I’ll bet they spent so much time slaving over this because they didn’t want just anyone to fight alongside Modern and Classic; they wanted you.

Some people are joking, and I understand that. Some are poking fun and that’s completely okay. Yes yes, I’ve heard it all; Sega letting people make custom characters is what caused everything in the game to go to hell, blah blah blah.

But this? Being negative like this? That’s not okay.

I’m not saying that people can’t have their opinion, and if anyone legitimately doesn’t want to play as a customizable character, that’s perfectly fine, but saying that this game is suddenly going to be bad or that Sega’s made a huge mistake and actually meaning it? Before the game’s even come out?

This franchise has gone through many changes over the years; from Classic to Modern and everything in-between. It’s natural that things change as Sega tries new things.

But isn’t that part of the magic? There are so many different attempts at making a Sonic game, and none are exactly alike. Sometimes it’s just Sonic, sometimes someone else comes along for the ride, and sometimes it’s a whole slew of characters you get to choose from!

And this time, it’s you. Even if no one ends up liking the gameplay style, Sega made a conscious decision that YOU were more important than every other character they’ve made aside from Sonic himself.

I think that’s pretty special.

Sonic is not dead. Even if Sega stops making games, as long as people continue to cherish the franchise and the character, Sonic will never be dead.

Negative opinions, no matter how severe, will not change that fact.

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Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

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These are genius

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NUMBER 4 IS ART. I CAN ONLY DREAM OF HAVING THAT GENIUS

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Yeah, where do you get off saying these are the worst?

Because the worst are illegible, poorly punctuated trash.

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These at least I can understand the intent. Even if it wasn’t the best for the mood and makes you sound like you’re in a 4kids dub or Bobobo’s dub. Either wouldn’t surprise me as ‘influences’, but these are far from the worst analogies i’ve seen written for a story.

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That’s just Pokemon Mystery Dungeon music.

Not complaining, mind you.

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Cool World’s fucking BACKGROUND ART though like god damn

This is actually exactly how I picture Mortasheen city in my head, I just haven’t one atom of the specific skills I’d need to illustrate it.

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Honestly these are freaking BEAUTIFUL visuals. Shame the movie attached to it isn’t as good...though here’s an interesting tidbit, it originally had a different plot.

The plot was going to be around the child of a toon and a human, one who’s diabolically insane but has cartoon logic to commit his acts of crime, murder, etc. I can’t remember the rest, but you’re free to look up more if you wish.

#cool world #backgrounds #stuff

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As an entry-level DnD player can someone explain to me in the simplest possible way how to differentiate wizards, warlocks, and sorcerers from each other?

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wizards is imbued with magic, you just need to prepare mentally your spells.

sorcerer studied magic, you need to physically prepare your spells and often need materials.

warlock has magic because of demon, you have access to mainly dark magic as well as eldritch blast as a free unlimited cantrip.

to be honest, play-wise wizards & sorcerers are very similar as they tend to have a lot of shared spells. sorcerers get to specialize in a school of magic more than wizards though. and warlock its pretty much just dark magic.

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this, except reverse wizards and sorcerers.

sorcerers innately have their magic (usually because someone fucked a magic being. often a dragon)

wizards studied magic and learned accordingly. they also tend to be older, but not always.

warlocks get their magic from pacts with magic beings (which i don’t think necessarily have to be demons).

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As @tymna just said. @wearesorcerer & @we-are-warlock

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Like this?

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Well it’s not inaccurate.

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IT’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!!!!

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I better be done posting about this now because I won’t be able to top this.

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BYE RATH

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This is like one of those in between cells you see screenshot in cartoons used to show motion.

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I like how blunt he is.

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One time I had to go to a concert with a friend who was traveling from out of town to get there and missed out on getting to meet the voice of Goku. My older brother (who, may the record show, always made fun of me for watching DBZ) decided to have Goku leave me a message. It is NSFW. My childhood was crushed. Enjoy.

(For real though, this is the greatest sound clip to ever exist in my life and I’m so happy it happened)