a hunky skank

I'm Slowpoke. One of the ones back from Genwun. We Just Don't Know.

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[saintofdoubt]

@oldtimeydildomachine

[oldtimeydildomachine]

lowkey kinda tired of the performative “MEAN WOMEN 🤩🤩🤩” shit

[oldtimeydildomachine]

i AM a mean woman and you people do noooooot like it

[oldtimeydildomachine]

I think this is true in sexual based contexts but I see it a lot in general social contexts and in that regard I think it’s mostly Performative Wokeness™️. I think people have decided that “mean women” is the new Empowerment, the new Feminism, the new PDF if you will (but you won’t). So they scream it loud and proud, and then as soon as I’m confrontational about something they shrivel up and die. Which if you’re going to shrivel up and die instead of have an adult conversation with me, that’s your business I guess, but don’t go off about MEAN WOMEN I ❤️ BITCHES before that point then.

[oldtimeydildomachine]

Scrap I'm reblogging from you again to add something that I meant to include in the last part but forgot by the time I was done with that paragraph, which is that unfortunately I grew up in a trailer park and now what Femininity is to me is being loud and belligerent as fuck, chainsmoking, and verbally abusing some nearby man. This is what the women in my life did. And so now it's Gender Affirming for me.

So actually if you (general you, not Scrap) beef with how mean I am, that's you being transphobic.

So how about that.

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[partywithponies]

Fascinating how what's considered feminine and what's considered masculine can change over time. The rebranding of being a horse girl into being a stereotypical feminine girly trait needs to be studied.

[partywithponies]

Look at classic children's novels. As recently as the 50s and early 60s, being obsessed with horses as a girl was depicted as strange and tomboyish, and the very concept of being obsessed with horses from early childhood and loving toy horses and desperately wanting your own horse being a "little girl thing" and not a "little boy thing" would send someone from the 1800s and earlier into a coma.

[partywithponies]

There's maybe a point to be made here somewhere about how when keeping and riding horses stopped being necessary to the functioning of society and became a more "frivolous" thing, it was rapidly rebranded as silly and girly and for women, but what do I know.

[dizzyghoast]

i wrote a paper in my masculinity studies class in college about this exact phenomenon, specifically about how high heeled shoes started as a practical way for Persian cavalry to keep their feet on their stirrups, then likely due to that association, became a popular fashion item and status symbol among the upper classes of Europe, before the Great Male Renunciation of the 18th-19th centuries, when men started shunning opulence in favor of utility, leaving them as a fashion item for women instead.

I've joked that the two genders are Aesthetic and Utility before but thats just kinda the case

[oldtimeydildomachine]

lowkey kinda tired of the performative “MEAN WOMEN 🤩🤩🤩” shit

[oldtimeydildomachine]

i AM a mean woman and you people do noooooot like it

[oldtimeydildomachine]

I think this is true in sexual based contexts but I see it a lot in general social contexts and in that regard I think it’s mostly Performative Wokeness™️. I think people have decided that “mean women” is the new Empowerment, the new Feminism, the new PDF if you will (but you won’t). So they scream it loud and proud, and then as soon as I’m confrontational about something they shrivel up and die. Which if you’re going to shrivel up and die instead of have an adult conversation with me, that’s your business I guess, but don’t go off about MEAN WOMEN I ❤️ BITCHES before that point then.

[enderdoesthings]

reminding me i should make a playlist for myself

youtube is ass though and so is spotify....

[enderdoesthings]

to whom it may interest

i'll rip it to a stick soon so i dont have to worry about songs vanishing

[medievaljournalist]

i just need one more staff fragment and i can finally craft my staff of wolf lightning

[the-evil-weevil]

What exactly is wolf lightning?

[medievaljournalist]

2x stronger than normal lightning + applies wolf effect

[oldtimeydildomachine]

lowkey kinda tired of the performative “MEAN WOMEN 🤩🤩🤩” shit

[oldtimeydildomachine]

i AM a mean woman and you people do noooooot like it

[oldtimeydildomachine]

lowkey kinda tired of the performative “MEAN WOMEN 🤩🤩🤩” shit

[midnightmaelstrom]

I asked my girlfriend what she considers a Round pokemon to be and she sent me this.

[ysolt]

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[rob-by]

The pathologization of anger needs to be talked about. What do you mean my therapist is telling me that there’s something “chemically wrong” with me because I am still angry about my mom DYING OF COVID.

of course I’m still angry? My mom and 1.3 million other Americans are dead and you want me to shoot sunshine out of my ass about it?

[rob-by]

“But It’s been 3 years since she died, you have complex grief” yeah and she was on a ventilator for 11 days and she kept writing “I am scared” and “I don’t want to die” on a notepad over and over again. While you were still going out unmasked and unvaccinated and coughing all over each other, I was living a nightmare I couldn’t fucking wake up from. And every single day I’m reminded of it in the form of “haha wasn’t the pandemic such a wacky time haha” and “I’m not getting a booster you can’t make me 🤪 (nobody asked)” and “it’s not real they made the numbers up!!!”

“You’re not coping” Ok here’s the deal; I’ll stop feeling this anger when we have a national memorial (we don’t) or a cdc equipped to stop it from happening again (we don’t) or a population that takes a deadly disease seriously BEFORE it effects them personally (WE DON’T!)

until then, I’m pretty sure my anger is A COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN REACTION given the facts at hand

[oldtimeydildomachine]

my most problematic take is probably that i don't believe the cilantro soap gene is actually real. i think some of you are just fucking pussies.

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[oldtimeydildomachine]

the only advice i can give you with any certainty is that you must find Your substance and abuse it