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so mothy

Hey! I thought you'd enjoy hearing that there's a monastery in the city I grew up, and they raise egg-laying chickens. Everyone knows they're the best eggs in town even though they cost a little bit more because the monks hug the chooks and they're so relaxed, running around a garden that's full of plants for them. Their eggs are so yellow and rich. I think your monks are tending aphids for their little yellow eggs, too. Anyway, my atheist ass still loved that place growing up. If religion was just hugging animals, I'd be all over that.

That's lovely and adorable. I also really wish there secular monasteries where you could just live in and raise chickens and not have to worry about having a real job or paying rent or whatever.

few more asks under the cut:

cryptotheism

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

cryptotheism

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

cryptotheism

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

mariacfrantz

I was scanning some art today, and I realized that I never shared this piece! This one wasn't for a project, it was just for fun - and so of course I had to fill it with lots of stars and clouds

kyleesarthell

I heart Minoan Women

kyleesarthell

Can't leave out the boys

astrono77153462

littlestpersimmon

cave angel fish

probablily

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

nh-art

Dust bath superhero chicken

can you put that thing on a leash?

halondrus

ok

kafkaswasteddayz

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

strijkdesign

thingsfromthedirt

details of Maruyama Ōkyo's Morning Glories and Puppies painting on cedar doors (1784)

malnedott

two new eye drawings asdfgh ….

artschoolglasses

Fashion + Art

Looks from the Met Gala 2026 red carpet and the art that inspired them...

Ciara + Nefertiti Bust

Sam Smith + Erté

Cardi B + Hans Bellmer

Angela Bassett + Laura Wheeler Waring

Yu-Chi Lyra Kuo + Nike of Samothrace (Winged Victory)

Claire Foy + John Singer Sargent

Luke Evans + Tom of Finland

Rachel Zegler + Paul Delaroche

Alexi Ashe + Yves Klein

Amy Sherald + Amy Sherald

plaguedocboi

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

bunjywunjy

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.