2D Imagines/Headcannons

Another generic blog! Writing our favourite blue boy into all kinds of scenarios! Ask box: Closed.

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Ooey gooey fluffy romantic stuff, but dom!female reader ??pleeeeeeeaaasee!! Sub!2D is literally my life, P.S. i love your blog already <3

(Idk if this turned out as fluffy as it could've, but I wanted to get the whole dom/sub thing across more so hey ho) Everyone who knew you and 2D knew you two were complete saps for each other. Like over the top lovey stuff, there had been multiple occasions when those who you'd been around had to clear their throats and make it clear that sitting with 2D's hand halfway up your skirt while your own made their way up his shirt was no way to be while in public. 2D would blush and bury his head in your neck while you'd grin coyly and nip at his ear when no one was looking.Honestly, you two were more than aware it could be seen as inappropriate while out with others, but you'd made it clear to him how you wanted to try pushing some boundaries, and sweet little 2D was more than happy to oblige so long as it made you happy.Currently, you weren't both out in a public place, but the band were all in the sitting room with you while you all sat and done your own thing. However your thing with 2D was another one of your attempts to see how far you could push the boundaries, or even better, how long it too before you made even Murdoc sick. You were lounged on the couch with 2D, your legs draped over his lap while his eyes remained glued to the TV and what ever he was watching while he subconsciously played with the hem of your shorts. With a sigh you suddenly heaved yourself up, placing yourself in 2D's lap while facing him.'I'm bored' you said, grinning at him with an all too familiar glint in you eye.'W-What, here?' 2D whispered back, his eyes darting around to see if any of the guys were looking at you.'You don't have to sound so afraid, hun' you smiled, running your fingers through his hair before leaning in and biting at his neck, what you immediately knew would have him gasping his approval.It didn't take long for his reaction, he let out a loud gasp as his eyes shut by reflex and he grabbed at your hips, holding you in place over his lap as he suddenly started rocking against you.'I thought you were against the idea of 'here'' you smirked, pulling back to see his pleading eyes.'Oh baby, fine, do you want to move this someone more private then?' You whispered.He nodded his head in frantic approval as his teary eyes stared up at you, his poor bottom lip being chewed raw by his teeth as he waited for you to move.'Guys, we're gonna call it an early night' you called, moving off 2D and grasping his hand to gently pull him behind you.A chorus of grunts was your only acknowledgment as you pulled 2D out the room, immediately pulling him down to your level for a kiss as soon as you were out of sight.'C'mon, let me take care of you now' you smiled at him as he stared down at you with half lidded eyes before obediently following after you as you pulled him to his room.

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2D finds out his female s/o is a prostitute so she can survive and pay bills, etc.? Thank you love. I love your blog so much

Yikes, err, I am sorry lil anon, I know I don’t exactly have a rules page or anything on here but with each request I’m sent the right remains that if I don’t feel comfortable writing it then I will chose to respectfully decline, which is the case with this one. I don’t feel that I have enough knowledge on this subject and obviously it is quite a serious one that I would rather not attempt to portray since I have never personally been in this position or know anyone that has been.In future if I receive a request I’m not comfortable with then I’ll most likely delete it rather than address it.

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2D cooking for the gang on a Friday night after lots of work 😁

(I laughed a lot writing this I’m so sorry)

* Poor poor lil band* They’d been working so hard over the past week with recording but alas it was now Friday, time to relax right???* Wrong* They were excited for a nice chilled Friday night takeaway while lounging around and de-stressing* Until 2D volunteered to cook* (No bby plz)* He was so persistent and enthusiastic about it the guys couldn’t turn him down* They sat almost stalk still in the sitting room, flinching every time they heard a yell or bang come from the kitchen * Each one of them getting up to try and coax 2D out of the kitchen only to run back green in the face (well greener for Murdoc) due to the weird and mildly burnt smells drifting down the hall * (They’re almost certain they heard a cry come from something that wasn’t 2D so na, no ones chancing a trip to the kitchen again)* About an hour after disappearing 2D remerges, tired, dirty, sweaty and mildly singed with plates of what the band assumes is supposed to be food?* If it’s edible however, this they do not know* They force Russel to be the guinea pig and test it* RIP Russel* He spends the rest of the night vomiting while 2D sulks in the corner and the rest of the guys order pizza* The End.

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Could you please write some headcannons of 2D with his artist s/o?

* He is 100% your number one fan* Will constantly ask what you’re working on, how your getting along, what you plan on doing next, when can he see it, can he take it and hang it up beside the dozens of other pieces of your art he has all over the house???* Like the crazy proud mother except he’s your boyfriend * Loves being able to watch you work * His favourite thing to do while you’re working is slide on your stool behind you and wrap his arms around your waist while setting his chin on your shoulder * He insists that he can almost feel the art this way* But you’re pretty adamant he’s just feeling you but whatever, it helps you focus sometimes* Ever the doting boyfriend he always asks if there’s anything he can do for you while you work* Need some snacks? He’s on it. Is your paint starting to run out? He’ll run out and get you more. Is your water getting too muggy? Here, let him refill it for you. * Always insists that you draw him as your life drawing model* Literally had little interest in you drawing him any other way but he thinks it’s funny how flustered you get when you have to draw his dick* (You once made the ‘draw me like one of your French girls’ joke but it went right over his head the poor bby)

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what would 2d do if he saw a puppy :)

I see him as being pretty chill about animals actually, like there’s a cute dog across the street? Cool. Probs more if his S/O started freaking out about cute animals he’d get flustered by how adorable they got but he’s definitely more interested in his S/O than the dog.

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I have a headcanon that 2D has always been a father figure to Noodle, and that she has always had a close bond with him. Not in a romantic way, but in a way that a father would have for a daughter. You can see them having matching necklaces in the Humanz art, and I thought that was so sweet ❤️

Idk if I was supposed to elaborate on this or not but it’s a really cute headcannon for 2D and Noodle!

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2D cheating on his s/o, And them finding out, and the aftermath? Possibly getting back together?

You heaved a deep sigh as your brows furrowed in irritation, swivelling your head on your hand around to look at the doorway of the sitting room. The doorway in which 2D had left from about 20 minutes ago, a phone call he had to take, sure, a 20 minute phone call while he left you sitting alone in his house though? No.You didn’t even know who he was on the phone to, and that bugged you tremendously. He’d been so jittery recently and you couldn’t understand why, Murdoc certainly wasn’t bothering him as much as he used to, since discovering S&M he was definitely more interested in beating himself up than 2D. And you could honestly think of no other reason that would have him on edge constantly.A groan left you parted lips as you picked up your own phone to glance at the time; 20:48, unbelievable, he’d left you at about half past and now it was going on to ten to. The frown on your features deepened as you decided to track him down to ask what was taking so long.You checked most of the rooms only to come up empty handed, however a voice echoing from the bathroom had you raising a brow as you quietly walked down and pressed your ear against the door.’- na doll, course I want to see you tomorrow, I’ve already told (Y/N) I have to cancel tomorrow night with her so I’m all yours… I know, I will end things with her soon, I’m just waiting for the right time… yea, I should go too, she’s been waiting on me for ages, love ya doll’ Your eyes remained wide in shock throughout their entire conversation, even as the room went quiet and you stumbled back from the door.2D, he was cheating on you, 2D, the man you loved, the man you gave up so much for, he’s just tailing you along like some pathetic little bimbo.Your wide eyes snapped down to the door handle as it turned before 2D emerged, his face going from calm to absolutely horrified the moment he saw you.’(Y/N)! I-I, uh-’ he started stammering before your shocked features turned hard and stormy.‘You what 2D? Go on, I’d love to hear how you plan on getting yourself out of this one’ you growled out as you glared at him.2D stood frozen in place, a cold sweat beginning to form as he stared at your face, speechless as he watched your eyes once filled with love and admiration for him turn to eyes filled with disgust and hatred. 'Look, Darlin’ I-I can explain’ he gulped as he reached a hand out for you. 'Don’t you fucking touch me’ you spat, flinching back before he could reach you and looking at him like something diseased, 'I can’t even look at you, what the fuck kind of person do you take me for? A toy? Something to keep you entertained until you find someone better? You make me sick, I wish I’d never fucking met you’ you spoke every word with venom as you stared at how his shoulders slumped pathetically.'I’m done’ you spoke after waiting a few moments to see if he’d say anything to help his case, but as he remained with his head bowed in silence you raised your hands and walked away, heading for the sitting room to get your stuff.'No Darlin’, wai-’ he didn’t get to finish, as he reached out and successfully grabbed your wrist, you immediately whirled around and slapped him across the face, the sound echoing off the walls and your hand stinging from the force was all you registered before turning back around to get your stuff and walking right out the door, never looking back.——Aftermath: for weeks 2D tried to get in contact with you, constant calls and texts and him sobbing his apologies through voicemail begging for your forgiveness.You, however, remained strong in ignoring all of his attempts. Your friends surrounded you in love and comfort, especially Noodle who you thought it would be difficult since 2D was like a father figure to her, but she was disgusted by his behaviour and while she was still civil to him, she was constantly there for you.All the apology attempts came down to boiling point four weeks after you left him crumpled on the floor after finding out, a devastated 2D simply turned up at your door, his last attempt at forgiveness.You stared at him, nothing but pity for the mess he had become, but no more love.'Please’ was all he said through a whimper as he leaned heavily against your doorframe. You watched him long and hard for a few moments before sighing.'Listen, I don’t want anymore of this, these apology attempts. I need you to understand, we are over. I will never take you back 2D, you hurt me in the worst way you possibly could. And I need you to understand that I’m doing this for myself, I deserve so much better than you, someone who won’t take what we had and destroy it while only thinking of themselves. I loved you, and that obviously meant very little to you. Goodbye 2D, I wish you well for the future’ You finished, giving him a small smile before softly closing the door behind you, letting a small tear slide down your cheek.It was hard, but it was for the best.

(Super long, and I changed it a bit, but once someone cheats on you you immediately deserve better than that. You’ve got to love and put yourself first ❤️)

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I would love headcanon about 2D and ballerina S/O (Maybe some NSFW). Would you mind write about it? Thank you very much, I love your blog, it's the best one I follow! I love your loooong posts, they make me so happy! Bye bye!

(Aw man, thank you, you’re too sweet!)

* 2D knew about ballerinas before he met you, sure, but did he really pay that much attention to them? No.* That’s why when he met you he was in for a whole world of surprise* First time he saw you dance he had a mini freak out because damn how the hell can you put so much pressure on your body and not tremble or flail at all???* One thing he always admires about you is your body and your stamina* Not always in a sexual way though * He doesn’t understand how someone can hold their weight up while balancing so perfectly on their toes* He tried to do it once, he failed tremendously * You don’t talk about that incident * He loves to boast about his hot ballerina girlfriend* Yea man, high stamina and flexible as hell hint hint* But seriously when you two do get down to it he goes wild for your stamina and willingness to try weird and wonderful positions just because you can* Leg up and balanced on his shoulder? Sure* Leg up and balanced over your own shoulder? Why the fuck not?* You’ve both had some of the most exhilarating experiences of your life in the bedroom due to this* He loves it

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For some reason I just really picture 2D settling down with a wife of color, mostly of African American or Latin origin. Is that weird? Could you write some domestic headcanons about this?

* Gotta be cheesy with this and say when 2D first saw you, this poor man, he didn’t stand a chance* Love at first glance hunni * First thing he ever said to you? * ‘Holy shit, you have to be one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever fucking seen’* … thanks?* When he started to get to know you and understand your personality more he doesn’t know how but he fell even further * He just loves to hear you talk about yourself, your family, friends, your hobbies and interests, etc I could go on* If your culture or heritage is widely different from his he loves to sit down and listen to your stories about who you are and what kind of lifestyle you come from * Actually becomes genuinely interested in where you’re from and tries to impress you by googling facts and retelling them to you* (2D hunni, you already know these facts but you pretend not to for him to get all proud and flustered)* When he pops the question he puts a hell of a lot of thought into it and makes it as personal and intimate as possible* When it comes to the actual wedding you’re both sure to integrate both your cultures in an interesting mash up to represent the two of you coming together as one

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Can you do "It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase." please? Thanks! (I imagine that one of them has definitely been going through the crushing phase but has expertly hidden it)

(Reminder that this is the last one of these prompts, but I got it before I posted about no longer doing them so here you go!) “It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.“was ——-You and 2D, 2D and you, both of you, together. However you put it, it was always you and him. You’d been friends with him for as long as you could remember, which may not actually be that long since you were pretty sure you blocked out some memories in which he wasn’t there, it sounded weird but your life just felt complete with him in it. Now with this whole spiel of how much you loved him being in your life, it may sound like you two were involved romantically, that however, was certainly not the case. You were just incredibly great friends, and although so many people said how great a couple you’d make, you just didn’t see each other that way, at least you didn’t. And even if one of you did feel that way, you wouldn’t be able to bring yourself to ruin the friendship you both had already.’(Y/N) Darlin’? You alive?’ A voice called from behind you, making you jump back into reality, literally. Jolting in your seat you turned to glance behind you, lifting your sunglasses up to see 2D standing behind you with a drink in one hand and lit cigarette in the other.‘Sorry, were you calling me?’ You asked, turning your body around in the deck chair to see him more comfortably as he approached and took the seat beside you.‘For about 10 minutes, yea’ he said with, what you assumed, was a roll of his eyes, 'what had you so distracted?’ He continued, leaning back and taking a drag of his cigarette as he set his glass down.'I was just thinking about us’ you answered with a casual shrug.'Us?’ He raised an eyebrow, shooting a glance at you as you sat properly in your seat again.'Yea, I was thinking like "It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”’ You spoke with a laugh, placing your sunglasses back down and stretching out as you closed your eyes, missing how 2D’s face fell at your comment.'Hah, yea, real weird’ he said through a forced laugh, going quiet as he stretched out on his own chair, 'real fucking weird’ he echoed himself as he downed what was in his glass before excusing himself to go grab another one from inside, leaving you oblivious to the deep frown that covered his features.

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New 2-D headcannon and imagine blog!

Feel free to submit a request 😊✌🏼

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Cheers, bud!

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Listen my fellas, my buddies, my pals. I'm gonna stop accepting requests for the Friends or More? Prompts, they're cool and all but I'm getting a bit tired of doing so many of them so we're gonna have to let them die. HOWEVER! If y'all still have requests that are somewhat similar to the prompts then fair enough, so long as they're not direct copies of the sentences then I'll probs do them. Ask box will reopen again too, so have a good morning/day/night. Laterz ✌🏼

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“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?” Please let it be a wedding cake testing thing haha

“You know that voucher only works for couples, right?”——-‘Guys, I have hit the jackpot with desserts today’ The band who had been in various different spots around the sitting room glanced in your direction, mildly interested in what you were yelling about.Noodle had been on the couch with Russel strumming on her guitar while Russel dazed off, absentmindedly air drumming with his sticks. Murdoc was sat on the windowsill in his underwear, flicking through NME with a look of distaste across his features, and 2D had been sat at the chair beside the couch, lying back with his legs dangling off the side while he stared blankly at the ceiling, by far the one most interested in your sudden entrance.'What is it?’ Noodle asked, sparing you a glance before focusing her gaze back on her fingers. 'A voucher for a half price cake tasting in that fancy bakery down the street’ you beamed.You knew they knew which one you were talking about, it was the one that had won so many awards for their cakes and you honestly couldn’t walk past their shop without your mouth watering slightly. However, all you were met with were blank looks as they all stared at your for a few seconds before going back to what they were originally doing.'What? Guys, why aren’t you excited? Half price cake going here!’ You exclaimed, waving the voucher around to empathise. 'Uh, (Y/N), “You know that voucher only works for couples, right?”’ Russel spoke this time, turning his blank gaze to you.'Oh’ you spoke, turning your gaze to the voucher in your hand to see the terms and conditions which turned out did state about it only being for couples planning their wedding, 'well I guess one of you is going to have to pretend to be my fiancé then’ you added, shrugging as you turning back to them.'No thanks’ Russel spoke, followed by Noodle and Murdocs echoes of agreement.'What? You guys honestly can’t bear to be my pretend fiancé for an hour to get half price cake? I am offended’ you glared as you folded your arms over your chest before you turned to the last one in the room who had yet to say anything, '2D?’ At the mention of his name he lifted his head, cigarette hanging out of his mouth as he stared in question.'C'mon ’D! We all know you have a sweet tooth, and we would totally make the cutest couple’ you added, moving over to bat your eyes at him while you placed your hands on his knees.He stared at you with his brows raised in thought for a few moments before he finally shrugged.'Sure, I wouldn’t mind being engaged to you for a while’ 'Yas! C'mon, they’ve got this amazing vanilla and buttercream one I’ve been eyeing for ages!’ You grinned, taking off one of your rings and slipping it onto your ring finger before grabbing 2D’s hand and dragging him out the house with you.

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Hey, if you're still doing the 'friends or more' thing could you write something for “I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now” or “Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season”

(Why not combine both!)“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.” + “Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”——-The colder weather was really beginning to settle in, making it known that winter was well on the way. People started wandering around the streets decked out in thick jackets and scarves wrapped around necks to chase away the cold wind that nipped at exposed skin. Most people became slightly less warm and welcoming in this kind of weather, you however, loved it. You smiled happily at people you passed in the street on your way to the band’s place. It was no particular reason for your visit, just a spur of the moment drop it, the band was always content with your presence, even Murdoc. But that’s why 2D’s odd behaviour caught you off guard.Maybe he was one of those poor people who were affected negatively by the sudden drop in temperature, but you found this an odd excuse, 2D was normally in a good mood.Since the rest of the band had been out at the moment it was only you and 2D who sat in an awkward silence in their sitting room while the tv buzzed in the background.‘So, uh, you been doing much recently?’ You asked, breaking the silence and making 2D jump and glance at you for only a moment before his gaze darted back to arm of the chair he was on, finding some for of interest in it.'Not really’ he answered bluntly, making you raise your eyebrows in question. 'Alright, this is weird, why are you being so off with me? I haven’t done anything, have I?’ You questioned, crossing both your arms and legs in a no nonsense pose.2D once again lifted his gaze to you before it flickered off to the TV nervously.'No’ he shrugged, beginning to bounce his leg as his eyes started shifting anywhere but your face.'Ugh, ’D! Will you just tell me what’s wrong! We’ve been friends for a while and by now I think it’s only fair that you tell me what’s bothering you’ you sighed, getting up and sitting on the arm of his chair and placing an arm on his shoulder, forcing him to look at you.'But if I tell you it’s gonna get weird between us’ he gulped.'Even weirder than it is now?’ You deadpanned, refusing to tear your gaze away from his.'Fine, I, uh, “I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”’ He admitted, lowering his head and red coloured his pale cheeks.'Wow, that’s really not even half as weird as I thought it was gonna be’ you laughed as you leaned down to stifle your laugh in his shoulder. 'You ain’t mad?’ He tried, staring wide eyed at you.'Na, besides, “Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season” too’ you grinned, lifting your head off his shoulder before shifting to sit in his lap and guide his lips down to meet yours.

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Hi, I read the one with "why is your hand on my ass?" And then I became curious what happened next?

What happened next is down to you my dear lil anon! You can take it from either freaking the fuck out and slapping him into next fucking millennium, or maybe y'all liked it and got down and dirty? Idk, let your minds wander little ones, wander and enjoy!

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Can I get a lil something with "Are you implying you want to kiss me?" Thanks, your blog is great! 🌼

“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”———You’d had a hell of a rough day, first your car refused to start and you’d ended up being late to work due to calling your breakdown service to start it up for you. Then one of the clients changed their mind about a project your group had been working on and was nearing completion, but they left a voicemail the night before when everyone had gone home requesting a complete change of direction, and so you work was scraped. Then on your lunch break your heel had snapped off your shoe so you’d had to walk to your car with a limp to grab your back up pair of flats. One of your coworkers had accidentally poured coffee all down your top. And to top it all off some asshole had run through a puddle and completely soaked you from head to toe on your way back to your car. Yep, today was definitely going on to be known as the ‘day from hell’. Hence why you had immediately called some of your favourite people once you’d got home and invited them out with the excuse of trying to forget about the worst day of your life. You sat at a booth you had grabbed when you got into the bar with your drink cradled in front of you. To some passerby I’m sure you looked incredibly sad sitting by yourself, but you lit up in a smile when you saw the band walk in and waved them down enthusiastically.'You guys are the best for coming out here to cheer me up!’ you cried pulling Russel and 2D, who sat closest to you, into a hug.'Course! Plus we can never turn down the promise of a good night’ Noodle grinned as she stood up, 'so, drinks?’Within half an hour Noodle had pulled poor Russel up to dance with her, and Murdoc was off trying to con the barmaid into giving him free drinks, leaving you and 2D huddled together laughing and chatting.'How long do you think it’ll take for her to jump over the bar and start beating him?’ You laughed, eyes on Murdoc and the barmaid who’s face seemed to be going bright red in anger.'I don’t know, think it depends how much she likes her job’ 2D sniggered back. 'I give it 5 minutes’ 'I give it 2’ he grinned.'I do wonder how many guys she gets flirting with her a day though’ you spoke thoughtfully, 'must be quite flattering’'What? You’d want a bunch of drunk twats bothering you every night?’ 2D asked, turning to take a drink from his glass.'No, I suppose not, I just mean someone showing interest in you so obviously’ you shrugged, tracing the rim of your glass.'If it makes you feel better, if you were my barmaid I’d be all over you’ 2D said simply, not even raising his eyes to see your reaction. 'What?’ You asked through a choked laugh.'I don’t know, I’ve always kinda wondered what you’d taste like I suppose’ he shrugged, finally looking up to meet your wide eyes.'“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”’ You asked.'Yea, s'pose I kinda am’ The answer hung in the air around you for a few seconds until you finally opened your mouth to reply.'Well you should probably hurry up and find out before the moments over’ ——-When Noodle and Russel had returned from their dancing endeavour they were a bit curious about why 2D was practically laying on top of you with his tongue halfway down your throat, but at this point in the night they didn’t care enough to ask as they moved on to pull a bloody nosed Murdoc away from the seething barmaid.