Jake Scribner

Four Year Strong, ADTR, The Office, Parks and Rec, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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WRATH

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JESUS

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i guess i won’t ever sleep again. thanks. 

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what the mother loving FUCK.

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This post is a mess

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Atheist bloggers piss me off. There are stupid people in every group. If someone says "rape is gods will" say "fuck that person" don't say "fuck all Christians.

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Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

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I wanna go bungee jumping with the chord around my neck

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What? Donate a box of tissues? So what, we're supposed to go to the store and buy tissues? We don't have money and we can't get jobs because you drown us in homework. YOU buy the tissues because YOU'RE the one that makes us come in when we're sick. YOU'RE the one that teaches us "grades are more important than health." YOU'RE the one that gets paid and actually has a job and a car to drive to the store. Otherwise, we don't have tissues and I'll blow my snot all over you're desk, you communist pig.

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Frosted flakes nigga damn

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Story Time

Jeremy always wore a bra over his shirt. Nobody knew why, but he did. Other kids would pick on him, but he just ignored them. Junior year was a pain in the ass. He was walking through the hall when a teacher, Ms. Lockhart, saw him. "Young man!" she shouted. Jeremy looked up to see the cold, unforgiving eyes bestowed on Ms. Lockharts saggy old-woman face. "You take that brazier off this instant!" He had no choice. It was finally time for the world to see. He reached back and un-did his bra, unleashing two devastating red lazers from his nipples, cutting Ms. Lockhart in half.

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