Penny

She/they I really like heated rivalry, PHM and COD Please ask me questions I have no friends and this is the only human contact I am permitted

[bruisepoker]

I get so gay off that. Women

[lavendergalactic]

☆ 　im going insane (png dump part 5)

from patrickstump on the stellular discord server f2u, like + reblog appreciated!

[whitebuttondowns]

it’s like looking at the creation of adam

[iceboxhag]

butch4butch

[2goldfish]

touch starved Ryland Grace x reader smut coming soon

be excited

[2goldfish]

I’m tired of pretending that I don’t want some post-retirement fat Ilya art. I wanna see that big fat old hairy man and I need you all to see my vision

[2goldfish]

The way Ilya grins after ripping Shane’s pants off and just crawls toward him like a rabid animal is my SHIT

Like he might as well start barking if he’s gonna do all that 👀 right guys

Lke he shoukd jsut bark oor somethid idklike wht if hebakred or whyevr idk like jsut a bark ortwo 👀👀

(gif by @infernaleikon)

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[naturalpr3y]

OH HIS YOU MISSED ME DIDNT YOU

[naturalpr3y]

i have to take deep breaths when i remember myilya is literally real Everyone can throw tomatoes but when i watch the show there he is my beautiful angelMy wife and good friend

[hutsonwoolyums]

It’s too thin of a read for me to ever actually write up, but my brain has been circling a whole Shane and Ilya/water vs. ice thing all day. Like their earliest moments of attraction happen around water (the showers) and then at the cottage they’re surrounded by water all the time. Meanwhile hockey (ice) is the thing keeping them distant. Anyway, something something “melting the ice” you get it.

[fuckrozanov]

i love you ilya rozanov herding shane like cattle. i love you ilya rozanov circling shane like prey. i love you ilya rozanov backing him into walls and on top of counters and carrying him to the bed and guiding him to his knees and yanking him around by the chin and getting right in his face and shoving him onto the bed and straddling him and holding him down by the wrists. go where i tell you. hands where i put them. eyes on me.

[cloudabserk]

does anyone else want to talk about project hail mary for 12 hours straight until we both pass out or die.

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[screw-this-rutabaga]

Slow burn my ass. We are TWO episodes in and Shane is down BADDDDD. He wasted NO TIME falling head over heels for that Russian asshole.

[nightquills]

flattening shane hollander with a zamboni so i can put him in an envelope and carry him around with me and occasionally send him via post back and forth with friends. flat shaneley

[ilyannarozanova]

Shane at the pearly gates: Hi God :)

God: Heyyyy so listen it's very simple we just have one rule and it's that you cannot under any circumstances have asked to be called homophobic slurs while choking on it in a public bathroom during a charity gala that your parents are attending

Shane, sweating: I can explain

God: I'd rather you didn't

[convocation-conduit]

update:

I asked on twitter if people wanted this turned into a keychain and SO MANY people liked the tweet that it was honestly a little intimidating 😭 but here he is in all his glory lol

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