CoolmanII

I can't be offical I'm only number 2

[satan-offical]

No one like this post it would be so fucking funny

[satan-offical]

Only reblog this post guys it would be so fucking funny

[satan-offical]

You fuckins

[2ndcoolestever]

Hehe 69 likes

[satan-offical]

The entirety of death note so far is this:

"Light what's your favourite type of chocolate?"

"DAMMIT!!! If I say it's dark chocolate he'll know I'm naturally a bitter person just like the bitter taste of dark chocolate, making me Kira! But it's too obvious to say I like milk chocolate because that's what anyone who wants to be seen as normal would say, making it clear to L that I'm hiding something! And no one likes white chocolate, so if I say that he'll know I'm a natural liar!! I'll just say I don't like chocolate, so that rules out all the options! Take that L, you've fallen right into my trap!" "Oh, I don't really like chocolate"

"I've got you now, Light! I know you wouldn't say you like dark chocolate because that reveals you're a bitter person like the taste of dark chocolate, which would make you Kira! And saying you like milk chocolate is way too normal, so that would sound like you're trying to hide something! And there's no way you would say you like white chocolate because you need to win all the time wouldn't allow you to lie and admit to liking it! I've got you now Light, or should I say, KIRA?!!" "oh really? I like milk chocolate."

[2ndcoolestever]

And then Misa bursts in absolutely incriminating the shit out of herself and light

[satan-offical]

"cast my period cramps onto satan" no don't, it's not a "fun little joke" it's constant pain I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR WHEN I FED THAT APPLE TO EVE!!! GIVE IT TO DONALD TRUMP!!!

[2ndcoolestever]

Guys, guys, I'LL TAKE YOUR CRAMPS!

[satan-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2ndcoolestever]

WHY ARE WE YELLING!!!!!!

[i-am-a-snom]

cc û )___\ The Snom is medium sized, because it is the perfect size for hugs.

[2ndcoolestever]

The human is tall, because it is perfect to pet creatures like Snom.

[beanz-extrz]

yall wanna see if u can type ur username with ur nose?

ill go first

Ɓeanzdaabeam5r

Wow....its..wonderful

@sunshine-snake @yourlocalavian @vigilante-shit-ddvau @iicor @merthaevelynk @mellowphilosephersword @kidneystealer101 @kilpilion @astrawnova @robbinbobbyn

[killer-offical]

o8lleŕ-off8al

awesome

[nug-offical-deactiv]

killer why is it ŕ

[killer-offical]

i accidentally long clicked and got the other r

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

4evil-evil-pukicho-offgical

wow that was better than I expected

[2ndcoolestever]

2ndcoolestever ...probably shouldn't have been holding the phone

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[2ndcoolestever]

But I'm a domestic creature:((((

[lovelautski]

holy plot twist

[2ndcoolestever]

Should we kill him?

[weirdo-offical]

autism repellent

[2ndcoolestever]

BOOOO HISSSSS

[2ndcoolestever]

People of Tumblr, should I stream RE 9?

yeah

nah

why are you asking Tumblr?

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

[ominous-signs]

your tumblr description says asks are closed but the ask box is open is this a mistake or should I not submit haha?

Ah shoot I thought I edited that. My ask box is open!

[2ndcoolestever]

I thought your ask box was ask box

[satan-offical]

BACKFLIP!!!!!!! *FUCKINg dies from brain trauma* ouhahhhhghhhh

[2ndcoolestever]

FRONT FLIPPP!!!! *Dents the fucking floor with a face plant* auuuggghhhhggg

[satan-offical]

How do you feel being THE tumblr account of all time?

I'M THE TUMBLR?? OF ALL TIME??

[2ndcoolestever]

The Tumblr. Of ALL time.

[2ndcoolestever]

Why did you reblog with the same thing twice

Because I'm stupid and a refugee tbh

[2ndcoolestever]

Also idk (FIXED IT SORRYYYY)

[2ndcoolestever]

Why did you reblog with the same thing twice

Because I'm stupid and a refugee tbh

[pukicho]

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

[pukicho]

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

[2ndcoolestever]

Sounds like something that someone who ate a baby fish would say

[satan-offical]

why can't people just be nice to each other it isn't hard at all

[2ndcoolestever]

This exactly. we're all leather sacks of meat water and bones anyhow