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correctiion two my earliier po2t2: the one actiive blog ii follow ii2 a fuckiing 2HIITPO2TIING MEMELORD.

#txt iit #ii won't name name2.#your 2ecret ii2 2afe memelord.

al2o ii have no actiive follower2 and the people who are actiive on my da2h are liike. never on when ii'm on? how dare you not oriient your 2chedule around my arbiitrary appearance2 on the web. diick2.

#txt iit #the poiint ii2 iimagiine me 2creamiing my complaiint2 iintwo the voiid.

ii am probably the la2t per2on iin the whole world that 2tiill u2e2 aiim a2 an electroniic maiil platform.

#txt iit #how people thiink ii operate: hiigh tech everythiing. 2tate of the art deviice2 and program2 #how ii actually operate: 2hiitty a22 machiine2 runniing on a ba2tardiizatiion of factory 2ettiing and per2onal mod2.#con2tant complaiiniing about everythiing cra2hiing due two lack of memory 2pace and junk fiile2 and piirated h game2.

ii follow 34 blog2 and exactly one of them ii2 actually ACTIIVE.

#txt iit #amaziing.

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click it just a little. ;B

ii hate you.

#winderluster

THE WOR2T THIING II2 THAT II KNOW IIT WON’T JU2T GO AWAY IIF II VOTE, IIT CAN’T BE THAT EA2Y.

#txt iit #FUCK.

thii2 look2 liike a trap.

#txt iit #deborah ii2 defiiniitely a fiire type. look at that 2liimy 2alamander 2tiink eye.

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#jake.#pkmn.#gif //

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Would it be easier on your thinking nodes if i were to ease off on the multi syllabic words then? Im sure i could dumb it down a bit to make for easier conversation!

Thats a rather grand idea actually. Maybe ill start taking jakey junior out for strolls rather than keeping him cooped up in a capsule while im out and about!

Haha! Yes indeedy. Whats life if you dont jump into it with vigour and excitement?

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oh, ii’m 2ure you’d have a very ea2y tiime of dumbiing iit down, but that’2 not goiing two be a problem. at lea2t not on my end, but ii under2tand iif you run out of fancy word2 two throw around liike that.

you named hiim after your2elf. what II2 he.

a liittle more relaxiing and ea2y on my fraiil liittle body. ii’m two fragiile two 2wiing out of bed on a viine every day.

#devilishwrangler #ii'm liinkiing you two a chat 2o you can come meet the other uh.#forum people. forum pokemon traiiniing expert2.#cool? cool.

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Uh – have i said something wrong?

Why wouldnt you just put him back in his pokeball? It would make toting him about a lot easier i think!!

Its a pleasure and a half to meet you sollux!

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ii don’t thiink 2o but ii’d need a diictiionary/the2auru2 combo from liike the 18th century two double check. probably that wa2 correct word u2age de2piite my obviiou2ly fal2e iimpre22iion that that kiind of “”””jargon”””” had been dii2contiinued 2hortly after the iinventiion of color TV. my bad.

nah, he’2 comfiier liike thii2. iit’2 not liike iit ha2n’t occurred two me ii gue22 but iidk, iit 2eem2 liike a 2hiitty thiing two do or 2omethiing.

you, 2iir, are exuberant. iit’2 niice two meet you two, englii2h, jake englii2h, 2haken not 2tiirred.

#devilishwrangler

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Oh. Well in that case thanks for the lesson in internet terminology and whatnot! Im not much of a technophile and i suppose much of my jargon could be somewhat antiquated.

See the thing is ive just acquired my first little critter and im sort of flailing after the bandwagon ive missed since now apparently even preschoolers these days are catching and training their own pokemon whereas here i am at 21 years of age with nary a clue of what im supposed to do! Im jake by the way.

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ii 2wear you’re tryiing two talk two me. ii really do beliieve iit deep iin my heart and 2oul.

ii diidn’t catch one untiil ii wa2 niineteen and two be faiir he wa2 actually giiven two me 2o what the fuck ever. mo2tly he ju2t 2leep2 2o iit work2 out. iit 2uck2 when we’re traveliing and he ju2t conk2 out and ii have two carry hiim around but what are you gonna do. 2hrug. ii’m 2ollux. 8}

#devilishwrangler

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Hello! Are you part of this trainer forum ive been nosing through?

2olo2ii2-blog

the what now. thii2 ii2n’t a forum, okay, forum-ba2ed iinternet brow2iing ii2 dead. iit’2 a bloggiing platform and ii don’t even know what two addre22 next about all of thii2. probably iit would only be faiir two let you know that ii’m a 2hiit traiiner and iif you’re lookiing for protiip2 you 2hould definitely look el2ewhere.

... but yeah ii gue22 ii kiind of am a part of thii2 non-traiiner-exclu2iive bloggiing platform you’ve been no2iing through. who dare2 dii2turb my 2lumber, who goe2 there, etc.

#devilishwrangler

bug catcher2 are all weeniie2, pa22 iit on.

#txt iit #wriiggly worm people. ii'm telliing you.