Text "2PACULA" to 32123 for ringtones

Lauren - 32 - Puckish Rogue - Chaotic Neutral

[2pacula]

im 2pacula and im gonna attack ya 🧛🦇

[2pacula]

i'm such an ethical cook i only use consentseed oil

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[2pacula]

the best thing to clean up to is Gordon Ramsay chewing out restaurant owners for their disgusting kitchens. it's a real motivator to have his disappointed ass like "ohh god this is fucking vile. you're lucky you haven't fucking killed someone. absolutely shit."

[2pacula]

are those fucking plates in your room? good god, have some respect, big boy

[2pacula]

the best thing to clean up to is Gordon Ramsay chewing out restaurant owners for their disgusting kitchens. it's a real motivator to have his disappointed ass like "ohh god this is fucking vile. you're lucky you haven't fucking killed someone. absolutely shit."

[captain-price-returns]

Everyday I got on Nexus Mods, look at the new Dark Souls and Elden Ring mods and mutter under my breath “people can’t really be this horny can they?”

[captain-price-returns]

this is why some of you guys cant get laid

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[uoa]

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

[rubensmuse]

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me

[chuckletons]

oddly delightful homers

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[durbikins]

[tangledbeast]

[madderhatter]

[acekoral]

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

[jariten]

遊☆戯☆王 (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Kazuki Takahashi

[2pacula]

what people call "millenial core" use to be called "hipster shit". totally unfair that stomp clap hey defines our generation when everyone hated that shit. it's like calling Gen Z the Lil Pump generation

[2pacula]

was feeling self conscious about running in public but realised it's about how you get categorised

running down the street: youre an insane person or you stole something❌

running down the street holding a water bottle wearing sweatpants: youre a jogger✅

[stick2fiction]

reading crime and punishment feels like this sometimes