>not putting the ketchup in the fridge

I like sports and I don't care who knows. UCF student

[newkidsonmycock27]

[2pimpabutterfree]

when I'm on the phone with my mom:

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: bye

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

[2pimpabutterfree]

relationship goals: having one

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

I need you to tell me that I’m good, Diane.

[thenbashowtime]

When you go to battle with the best weapon in the league and you know the other coach is fucked.

[notnando]

s/o to myself for my great taste in music

[weirdnessisgood]

[julianofnorbitch-deactivated202]

being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke

[scandaal]

“PLEASE BREAK MY HEART”

Breezeblocks - Alt-j

[7xr9k]

People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.

[nonfunctionalqueer]

friendship goals

[gayzzoli-and-is-lez-deactivated]

relationship goals 

[enchantedsparksfly13]

[escapingintoabook]

As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

[headeyy-deactivated20190602]

cherry lips, crystal skies, i could show you incredible memes

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[2pimpabutterfree]

I went to the gym today with a guy that ended up getting kicked out

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[asubmissiveintraining-deactivat]

This always makes me laugh.