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"you listening?"

yes dr abbot my mouth is wide op- i mean my legs are wi- i mean my EARS-

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thoughts on langdon/abbot?

cw incest, dad/son

i love the idea of langdon/abbot and i'm so sad we don't have very much screentime of the two of them (yet?)

mostly i think jack is the father(figure) that langdon wishes robby was? he listens to him and takes an interest in what he has to say. he teaches him and praises him when he does well. he tells him he's proud of him, even if he's sometimes awkward about it. he's not as emotionally open as robby can be (though robby is mostly open about his more volatile emotions anyway) but frank also doesn't have to pry anything out of jack or guess where he stands with him. it's probably refeshing to have a mentor who's so honest and uncomplicated with him.

if jack ever needs to punish/correct frank (at work or in a sexual sense), I don't think he's angry when he does it? he's calm and measured and tells frank exactly what's going to happen and why. i think frank prefers getting punishment from jack for this reason, but sometimes he probably still needs robby's volatility when he really needs to feel that shame/pain (and he gets that urge to be punished cruelly from robby ofc)

sexually i think they could be a very interesting pair since they both lean towards pleasing others?

frank is smart, takes instruction well (when he respects the person giving the instructions) and i can see him domming or subbing, but either way it's mostly from a desire to please other people.

whereas jack is fairly straight forward, enjoys being useful, and pays attention to how to please others, but i think he still has a bit of a hard time asking for certain things for himself. I know the fandom likes to HC him as a super confident dom type who orders people around but I think that's more shawn/his other characters bleeding into abbot HCs instead of abbot himself? like yea he has a familiar/comfortable relationship with robby but we're seeing them years and possibly decades down the road. so for an established realtionship, that vibe totally could work. but to me he seems a lot less sure of himself with other people, so i think at first he would mostly focus on pleasing his partner regardless of his role.

so i think frank would want to please jack and jack would enjoy seeing frank doing what he's told, but jack probably wouldn't ask for any sexual things just for himself until he got more comfortable with him. but eventually, with enough trust, i think jack could ask frank for all sorts of things he wants. i think he could even eventually train frank up to dom him too since frank can be very maleable when needed and would do it as another way of pleasing jack.

in my hucklerabbotkingdon familycest verse, i think jack could treat frank almost like his protege or heir, in a way? similar to how robby did at the hospital, but more like he's inheriting caring for their family's needs. jack could train frank up to dom or sub for the rest of the family (his other dad robby and his younger siblings mel and dennis) since he's learned what everyone in the house needs and can cater to that when needed. so frank becomes jack's second set of hands (or holes, as the case demands). i can see jack calling in frank to co-dom mel and dennis with him, or even take care of robby if he needs some additional help. frank could also be jack's sub that he uses to train mel/dennis to dom too since jack seems like the type to give all of his offspring some well-rounded training and experience.

i probably have a lot more thoughts but those are the main ones for now <3 <3

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and if i said i need a Miller's Girl AU with Trinity and Robby? 👀👀

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"mel & frank act like brother and sister!"

"mel/frank are clearly into each other!"

me, an intellectual:

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i was going to make a joke about how ofc the incest blogger has seen the incest commercial but then i remembered i still haven't seen Animal Kingdom so. fair point.

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oh don't beg i will literally be in your DMs telegraphing my every thought to you as it happens 😂😂

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bi-con isa i love you 💖💜💙

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"mel & frank act like brother and sister!"

"mel/frank are clearly into each other!"

me, an intellectual:

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i was going to make a joke about how ofc the incest blogger has seen the incest commercial but then i remembered i still haven't seen Animal Kingdom so. fair point.

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"mel & frank act like brother and sister!"

"mel/frank are clearly into each other!"

me, an intellectual:

[mouthbrood]

*with barely controlled lust* ur like a brother to me

[huckleberrys-notepaad]

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Do you have anymore RobbySantos thoughts? I’m obsessed

i have SO many robtos thoughts. so many.

i just think they're both such fascinating characters and trying to find circumstances where they can be weird and possibly sexual about each other is so so fun.

this is basically gonna be just me rambling off my thoughts and prompts so feel free to take an idea and run with it if you like it!

cw incest and/or omegaverse for some of the ideas + mention of Santos's past SA

obviously any type of dad/daughter robtoscest where they know they're related or don't is always going to be the top of my list. bio, step, foster, whatever. genetic arousal or learned arousal, either way. just them being dad/daughter and fucking for some circumstances is always a hit for me.

i also just like them hanging out and joking around as dad/daughter too. they have similar senses of humor and i think they would just kinda "get" each other in a way other people don't. mixing in this type of banter into sex or physical intimacy is obviously also great.

my mini fic about trinity wanting robby to be her sperm donor was fun too and I could totally use more of that, either with the unknown incest element or not. i just like the idea of trinity looking at robby and going, yea, that'd be a good dad for my kid (cuz he's already a good stand-in dad for her)

i also like trinity using robby as a means of "exposure therapy" for combating her past SA? like whether or not she's into men herself I like the idea of her just sort of using robby as like a "safe" man she's allowing in and changing the narrative so that she's the one choosing to engage and in control. robby of course is skeptical but eventually willing to help (and then loves it so much he feels like a horrific pervert <3 <3)

any kind of fuck or die situation (sex pollen, omegaverse, etc) is also so fun and I'd love to see that with them, especially with the dad/daughter element. the guilt/disgust paired with the reluctant but strong arousal from them both would be delicious. i think robby being an omega and santos being an alpha would also be really really fun. maybe jack goes on vacation so robby doesn't have his regular heat partner and santos finds him and has to take care of him.

i would also love to see them in a fake dating situation but i have no idea how we could get them in one. but the sheer awkwardness of the two of them about it would be so fucking funny.

I'm sure I have more but that's a few more thoughts for now <3 <3

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cw incest, brother/sister, omegaverse

alpha mel who isn't interested in sex at all until her rut hits so her older omega brother frank has to wait impatiently all month for that blissful 72 hours where he gets all of his holes knotted and filled <3 <3

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jack is the bottom. robby is the bottom. they're both bottoms. they're both tops. they're both vers. they're switches. robby doms. jack doms. they're both subs. they're whatever i want or need them to be to make my newest porn concept work <3 <3

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i just fell to my knees

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Good night don´t let Robby and Jack who are watching you sleep bite

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ok but what if i want them to 👀👀

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cw incest, dad/daughter, all characters = adults

dad!jack who gathers his youngest daughter mel's hair off her face and neck and holds it behind her head so he can smile adoringly at his little girl's face while she sucks him <3 <3

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whats a less talked about (either by you or the fandom in general) ship/rarepair that u loveeeee and maybe some pittcest dynamic hcs to go with it 👀

cw incest, cousincest

i think abbotking/abbotkingcest will always be my number one rarepair for this fandom (unless everyone else wants to get on board with it real quick 👀👀)

but recently I've been rotating a ship that's not a rarepair but it is in the pittcest world: javteo

walk with me. older cousin mateo realizing his shy and nerdy little cousin victoria has a crush on him. it's cute and endearing but yknow. she's his little cousin. nothing's gonna happen.

but then he starts to get to know her and she's smart and beautiful and creative and so damn funny and all of a sudden they're tucked around a corner at a family reunion breathing way too close to each other's faces as their hands nervously skim over each other's clothes.

"we, uh." mateo shakes his head, not looking at her. "we shouldn't be doing this."

victoria's eyes go wide. "oh yeah, no, of- of course not." she tries to pull away, but mateo grabs her hands, stopping her.

his eyes study her as he brushes his thumb over her cheek, then bites his lip when her breath stutters. he presses his forehead to hers.

"fuck. we really, really shouldn't."

"yeah." victoria nods against his head. "t-totally."

they hang suspended in the moment, breathing each other's exhales as their chests heave in unison. then their mouths and bodies crash together in a fevered tangle of heat and limbs.

mateo grunts as he lifts victoria up the wall, easily hefting her weight in his arms. when his little cousin gasps and wraps her arms and legs around him, mateo has to pull back with a pained smile to stop himself from grinding between her legs.

"fuck, we-" he pants against her lips, shaking his head. "we shouldn't-"

victoria nods. "right. yeah."

then their mouths crash together again and their hips begin to grind.

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cw incest, familycest, omegaverse, pregnancy

twin alphas frank and langdon who want to get their younger omega sister mel pregnant so so badly but their alpha dad jack is the only one allowed to fuck her

langdon ruts into frank's hole while frank gags on langdon's fingers, both moaning pitifully as they watch their dad knock up their younger sister