THE ILLUSIONARY WORLD

[commanderkyubey]

[kingoftentaclesnight]

NEW SHAFT HEAD TILT - Mekakucity Actors

[trynsave]

[hufflebecks]

Milo Lachowski - now with his own instagram!

[2pretty4jail-blog]

[literallysame]

[meladoodle]

what

[latinasty]

that is a face without regret 

[jesuswasgoth]

…

but why

[luxurae]

[theperksofshuttingthefuckup]

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

[sad-plath]

[itsduonne-deactivated20150720]

"Yeah bae i can take it"

*sticks the tip in*

[0rient-express]

[mstrkrftz]

[sanfrancisko]

[iguanamouth]

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

[human-chernobyl]

[2pretty4jail-blog]

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson

pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils

asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet

demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine

bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely

heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

[v0id-flesh]