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i'd rather have my eyes sewn shut than see all the shit that we've done

[last updated: 01/24/26]

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

flipocrite

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

using a knife

to threaten a cook

in a kitchen

earhartsease

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

mortimermcmirestinks

*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

marlinspirkhall

Bringing a knife to a lots-o-knives fight

I FEEL SOOOO AWESOME

WOWW WOW I LOVE FREAKING OUT FOR NO REASON IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE CONCERNED I LOVE SHOWING EMOTIONS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE

I LOVE CRYING AND PANICKING IN PUBLIC FOR NO FUCKING REASON

i am full of hatred

ritalin-rabbit

hnggg . Me or somethinf

#GRAVS YOU

fishymush

two types of mcr fans

1: “yeah i like their music and stuff.”

2: “don’t even joke lad. ive dedicated the past 5 years of my life to tracking every single movement the band ever makes. i have active heart monitors on each one of them and i can tell you each precise detail of their lore. my world revolves around them and i have paid over 2,000 on their merch. i can tell you every single retcon and every single piece of niche lost media ever discovered. i have all 20+ years of their video and audio history backlogged in case something every happens to any of their media.”