Let’s Go Lesbians

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that’s why they call it the present

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[3-minit-noodles]

. <- this is my ant, pleas look after my ant, she is so small

I will cherish her, thankyou, she will come to no harm while in my care

[ . ]

She has a pen to run about in and everything

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

im not really trying to be funny here i genuinely have never wanted context for something more in my life than this video. i mean ive always figured its just one of those weird for the sake of weird kind of things. but regardless the logistics of this whole setup are what intrigue me. what is this body of green water? a koi pond? the lighting reminds me of a hospital room or something. is the room flooded? it doesnt really look that way, but its possible. why are there apples and balls in it? but why is it also in a room? i cant tell if theres light eminating from the water or if its just such an intense shade of green it gives the illusion. is the bed affixed to the wall and suspended over the water or what? how did the bed even get there if its not a flooded bedroom? i only just noticed the water bottle tied to the bar as well. how does he manage to act relatively unbothered by a massive branch hitting him in the neck. and the watermelon just speaks for itself. im not expecting an answer i just need you to know these are the kinds of things i ask myself for 20 minutes each time its brought back to my attention

[romeomathgod]

[minecraft-tournament]

ROUND 2 - Match 165 of 250 - Dark Oak Slab vs. Purpur Block

A wooden slab is a wooden variant of a slab crafted from its respective planks.

Purpur blocks and purpur pillars are decorative blocks that are naturally generated in end cities and end ships.

Which block is better?

Dark Oak Slab

Purpur Block

Voting ended onJul 30

[nadypp]

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[minecraft-tournament]

More... Dark Oak slabs?

[runningfromdragonflies]

Woodland Mansion – Minecraft Wiki

A woodland mansion is a massive systematically-generated structure found in dark forests and pale gardens. It is often found far away from t

😉😉

[3-minit-noodles]

a singular fly buzzes bu your ear and is instantly gone. doppler effect.

Oh damn. Thankyou

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[3-minit-noodles]

@delta-the-shapeshifting-thing

You.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

MORE BLACK MAGICAL GIRLS MORE LATINA MAGICAL GIRLS MORE INDIGENOUS MAGICAL GIRLS MORE TRANS MAGICAL GIRLS

[asidewalksymphony]

[melancholic-whimsy]

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

[3-minit-noodles]

With your thighs.

[riben-deactivated20230922]

My pet milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

I think im becoming a milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Im starting to feel just like a milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[academicblorbo]

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

[s4mm4n]

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

[argumate]

you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter

[lastweekseyeliner]

every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

[appystruda]

been thinking about the pixie hollow movies again

[appystruda]

more

[theo-the-door]

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

[3-minit-noodles]

@delta-the-shapeshifting-thing look. It’s what you say.

[yokowan]

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