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I like this dweeb. He’s got a nervous little face pokin’ out under there.

I’m watching Saltybet tonight, as I like to do on rare occasions. Highlights so far include a Mega Man sprite edited to look like Mami Tomoe, neon pink Colonel Sanders, Pokey from Mother 3, a giant scorpion, Nendoroid Hatsune Miku, and a Miles Edgeworth made using his courtroom sprites so that he was gigantic and had no legs.

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vega learns a new trick

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GABE ‘N JOHN’S WHACKY ADVENTURES

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Go

hold your phone up to people if they have a stand go pose with them

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The historic center of Mexico City is full of weird people, if you give this guy a couple of coins he’ll let you choose a small paper that’ll tell you something about your future.

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play of da game by d.va

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stop romanticizing mic dropping… damage to sound equipment is no joke

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Modern stage microphones for concert use are actually designed specifically with mic dropping in mind. When the move started to become fairly popular amongst performers back in like the early 90’s manufacturers started making their products more durable so that sound technicians didn’t have to buy a new mic every concert. The biggest concern most sound guys have when mic dropping is concerned is actually the feedback that’s going to be coming from the mic when it hits the ground. That’s why you always see the performers hold the mic out for a second before they actually drop it, to give the dude at the soundboard time to mute!

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thank u sound technician side of tumblr

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I can’t feel my butt anymore

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Why don’t I feel it for you?

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Cookie in a milk cup.

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I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

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Milk in cookie cup.

biinarykid

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

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Whenever the Chaotic Neutral player proposes a plan

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WATCH THE SKIES, TRAVELLER

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my friend just sent me this i want to die

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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.