I'm still in here trying to figure it out

Noah Puckerman here Football player, glee club member and all around badass 'Dude, in Human Sexuality do you get to fuck or do you just get to watch people fuck? -Jenko'

[dpkarofsky]

Three hours in and I've already got four big bites

[30daylauren]

Mhm, you do that.

Don’t make it weird Puckerman.

[30daypuck-blog]

Jokes about my dick are never weird.

[dpkarofsky]

Three hours in and I've already got four big bites

[30daylauren]

Hm, let’s see… You’re not bad to look at, you’re not terrible in the sack, and you buy me chocolate. Just to name a few. 

Pretty sure your ego doesn’t need to get any bigger though, Puckerman ;)

[30daypuck-blog]

Gonna assume that ‘not terrible’ means the best ever.

Maybe not, there’s certainly something that might be getting bigger right now though.

[missmayajones]

I actually don’t mind it here. Sitting by the lake, playing guitar? Can’t get any better than that.

[30daypuck-blog]

Plus there’s free food.

[dpkarofsky]

Three hours in and I've already got four big bites

[30daylauren]

Hm, really? Maybe a few…..

[30daypuck-blog]

Name them... You know, to boost my ego.

[clempossible]

Why did I think this was a good idea again??

[clempossible]

Exactly, you’re welcome. Though, I do need help putting up my tent…

[30daypuck-blog]

Kinda figured you’d be one to chill in the cabins, not try to rough it in a tent.

[30daypuck-blog]

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[clempossible]

Why did I think this was a good idea again??

[clempossible]

Well, I mean it could have worked out, no it wasn’t planned, but well, we still have next year, and Noah I have never pointed a finger at you, so don’t start.

[30daypuck-blog]

Guess it’s not all that bad, I mean we get to spend a month in Cali b.c of it.... That and Ms. Rhodes love of boxed wine.

[dpkarofsky]

Three hours in and I've already got four big bites

[30daylauren]

This is why I keep you around, Puckerman.

Originally posted by gleecastfacts

[30daypuck-blog]

Pretty sure there are a few other reasons you keep me around.

[clempossible]

Why did I think this was a good idea again??

[clempossible]

And what is that suppose to mean, Noah Puckerman? I happen to know I gave it my all, so Nationals is not my fault. When you point a finger at someone, you have three fingers pointing right back at you, so…

[30daypuck-blog]

Funny thing is I don’t remember a big make out session from any of our rehearsals. People already point their fingers at me, so why should it be any different now?

[dpkarofsky]

Three hours in and I've already got four big bites

[30daylauren]

Hey, speaking of…

[30daypuck-blog]

Already ahead of you, found the perfect spot to sneak off to.

[dpkarofsky]

Three hours in and I've already got four big bites

[dpkarofsky]

Gross, but good point… I think.

[30daypuck-blog]

Pretty much the best point anyone could make.

[clempossible]

Why did I think this was a good idea again??

I am not an outside person, while prospect of a play, and things like that, and the clear musical influence is what made me decide to come here, I really, really, really hate the outdoors.

[30daypuck-blog]

Watching you try to deal with the outdoors almost makes up for Nationals....Almost.

[dpkarofsky]

Three hours in and I've already got four big bites

[dpkarofsky]

Alright. I’ll probably just go buy some bc this is ridiculous.

That’s true… At least this isn’t at the same time as football camp, I guess.

[30daypuck-blog]

JS if I can keep my tongue in my own mouth for 10 minutes anyone can. That’s one way to look at it. 

[dpkarofsky]

Three hours in and I've already got four big bites

[dpkarofsky]

I think I forgot :/ This sucks. Remind me why we had to come out to the woods to sing and shit??

[30daypuck-blog]

I got some and I’m pretty sure they’ve got some in the camp store too. B/C Finn and Rachel screwed us over.

[dpkarofsky]

Three hours in and I've already got four big bites

So that’s how this is gonna go down, huh? Awesome. Thanks Mother Nature.

[30daypuck-blog]

You didn’t bring any bug spray, dude?

[30daychallengerp]

Camp Schedule 5/1 - 5/7

5/1

8:00am - Arrive at camp 9:00am - Breakfast 10:00am - Orientation 12:30pm - Lunch 1:00pm - Rec/Free-time 5:30pm - Dinner 7:00pm - Open  Mic Night 9:15pm - Evening Rec 11:30pm - Camp Curfew

5/2

8:00am - Wake-Up 8:30am - Breakfast 9:15am - Play/Musical Auditions 12:00pm - Lunch 12:45pm - Two 1-Hour Classes 2:50pm - Afternoon Rec 4:30pm - One 1-Hour Class 6:00pm - Dinner 7:00pm - Movie Night - Dirty Dancing 11:30pm - Camp Curfew

5/3

8:00am - Wake-Up 8:30am - Breakfast 9:15am - Show Choir Auditions 12:00pm - Lunch 12:45pm - Two 1-Hour Classes 2:50pm - Afternoon Rec 4:30pm - One 1-Hour Class 6:00pm - Dinner 7:00pm - Sing-A-Long - Rocky Horror 11:30pm - Camp Curfew

5/4

8:00am - Wake-Up 8:30am - Breakfast 9:15am - Play/Musical Roles/Show Choir teams posted 12:00pm - Lunch 12:45pm - Two 1-Hour Classes 2:50pm - Afternoon Rec 4:30pm - One 1-Hour Class 6:00pm - Dinner 7:00pm - Night Time Swim 11:30pm - Camp Curfew

5/5

8:00am - Wake-Up 8:30am - Breakfast 9:15am - Morning Rehearsal 12:00pm - Lunch 12:45pm - Two 1-Hour Classes 2:50pm - Afternoon Rec 4:30pm - One 1-Hour Class 6:00pm - Dinner 7:00pm - Evening Rehearsal 9:15pm - Game Night 11:30pm - Camp Curfew

5/6

8:00am - Wake-Up 8:30am - Breakfast 12:00pm - Lunch 1:00pm - 4:00pm - Water Sports 6:00pm - Dinner 7:00pm - Movie Night - Funny Girl 11:30pm - Camp Curfew

5/7

8:00am - Wake-Up 8:30am - Breakfast 12:00pm - Lunch 2:00pm - 4:00pm - Scavenger Hunt 6:00pm - Dinner 7:00pm - Sing-A-Long - Moulin Rouge 11:30pm - Camp Curfew

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[dpkarofsky]

I can’t get any work done like this.

Anybody know where I can find a better wifi connection than at this damn motel?

[thatjakedude-blog]

The library maybe?

[dpkarofsky]

Oh, yeah, I hadn’t even thought about that. Is there wifi there though? I mean I thought it looked pretty… outdated when we drove past it.

[hello-quinncessfabray-blog]

The building is historic. That doesn’t mean the wiring is too, Karofsky. 

[30daypuck-blog]