The rest is silence.

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[30yearslost]

snanley, or snail stanley.

“I- sure. Why not?”

[stxnford-blog]

Too late he arrives, the door’s properly blocked and barely budges when he throws his weight at it.

 “Stanley Pines, I’m gonna rearrange your teeth when I get in there.  I’m gonna pull your tidy-whities so far over your head you won’t be able to breathe!!”  Can his muffled threats be heard? Hopefully yes.  But if not, at least he gets the element of surprise.  The doors a no go, but maybe… He can jump through the window!

One final kick at the door before scurrying off to the outside.  Prepare for mayhem.

[30yearslost]

“At least I have teeth to rearrange, denture boy!” 

Low blow. Stanley makes quick work shuffling through Stan’s office, flipping through drawers and digging around the bookshelf. They’re bound to be in here someplace, in a box, maybe? Or perhaps Stan had locked them away in the safe? Dangit. Too many options.

“Why are you so adamant about hiding your baby shots anyhow? You’re always saying you’re the handsome twin, ain’t those pictures of infant you surrounded by rose petals proof?” He hollered through the door.

[pasteltarrasque]

a mix for two brothers and their adventures in an odd town. for the one who got lost, and for the other getting him back.

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1. Renegades - X Ambassadors // 2. Young Boys - Sin Fang // 3. Being Small - Sleepy Turtles // 4. The Lament of Eustace Scrubb - The Oh Hellos // 5. Barton Hollow - The Civil Wars // 6. In the Woods Somewhere - Hozier // 7. Dream - Imagine Dragons // 8. Runnin’ - Adam Lambert // 9. Midnight - Coldplay

[mundixinventore]

Her mouth opened for a moment, gears in her brain almost visibly turning before a touch of color rose to her cheeks and she smiled sheepishly. “Sorry, Captain. I’m better at the Hawking quoting game than the Sagan quoting game.”

“Extinct? Well, we can’t have that. Any particular kind you’re craving, or is your stomach just demanding pie in general?”

[30yearslost]

“Yeah, well, I got a few years on ya for quote memorization,” he grinned, wiggling his bushy eyebrows. “Fret not, Sunshine, Hawking’s good too. Just not as out of this world as Sagan.”

Boo, bad pun, terrible, the worst. 

“Mmm I could go for peach, but I’ll take what I can get. Y’think Greasy’s’ got anything good in that stationary pie spinner of theirs?”

[stxnford-blog]

“Finders, keepers and all that jazz.”

A muffled thump (definitely not cos he fell trying to get out of his chair) and then he’s off.  In time to see his good for nothing brother turning the corner.

“Stanley don’t you dare!”

[30yearslost]

“Finder keepers doesn’t count with real estate, Stanford!”

There’s a slam of a door, possibly the sound of chairs and maybe a book case being shoved around? Is that cackling? This man means business.

[stxnford-blog]

“Excuse me?!  I think I can take you regardless of the hell dimension.  I swear to god, if you go anywhere near my office I’m kicking your ass.”  

….wait.               Shit.

[30yearslost]

“Oh ho, the office you say? Well, don’t mind if I do. You know technically it used to be my office!”

And that’s definitely the sound of Stanley jogging off down the hall towards the office.

[stxnford-blog]

30yearslost replied to your post: Hey Stan where do you keep those baby model photos…

“I’m gonna find ‘em, and you ain’t gonna stop me, old man.”

               “ I punched a damn pterodactyl in the face!                     I think I can stop you, poindexter. ”

[30yearslost]

“Pffft, gonna have to up your game. Thirty years in a hell dimension, bucko, you couldn’t beat an egg.”

[poiuytrewq242]

Naked and afraid part 2 That’s all folks!

[poiuytrewq242]

Naked and afraid part 1

[dontcallmetambers]

That’s the perfect face, sir. Remind me to give Mabel a high five for that later.

And boopable means it’s cool to boop! Which is, like… just poking. Or squishing. You know, like when you have a little baby and you just have to press your finger against their nose!

Wait, Mr Stanford was a baby model? But… you’re identical. Why weren’t you both models? Everyone loves twins!

[30yearslost]

I’ll pass on the sentiment to her. ;-)

Well. Alright I’ll concede that’s a solid word for that feeling. I was always a blowing raspberries on the belly kinda guy. Not much for booping.

Oh sure, they love twins, but Stan and me ain’t identical. The six finger thing doesn’t make me a real good model, it unsettles folks. Which is a shame, because when Stan calls himself ‘the attractive twin’, I know he’s rubbing it in my face that because he’s been paid for his picture, he’s TECHNICALLY right. 

Still, I’m sure if you dig deep enough in the shack you’ll find some of Stan’s ‘illustrious’ infant glamour shots.

[dontcallmetambers]

Oh man, you’re right. I mean, my nose is big, but at least it’s the same color as the rest of me… wait, you and Mr Stanford had that color straight from birth?

That’s ADORABLE! You two sound so boopable!

[30yearslost]

Adorable? You think a couple’a identical twins with baby tomatoes hanging off the front of their faces is- what is that? Boopable? I dunno what that is. Hang on I gotta ask Mabel which face I want to use here.

>:C

I think that’s the one. 

I ain’t boopable, Stan was the one who did baby modelin’.

[gryphsdeadbones]

callmehotpants replied to your post: what should i draw

(( my answer will always be old starla smooches ))

my loVES

[alexa-eve]

Mystery twins! 

Original edition 

[corduroxx]

[ 30yearslost » somepointsomewhere ]

⇛ “ So, you’re the boss’ twin, huh? ”

The situation is awkward, to say the least. Stan & Dipper had barely explained the situation after the  whole 'gravity-anomaly, government- officials-at-the-Shack, half-the-town- destroyed’ fiasco. And yet somehow,  the teen had ended up alone in the gift shop with the old man’s brother, & with  still very little understanding of what  in the world was going on.

           Yeah. Awkward didn’t even begin            to cover it.

“ Uh - how’s that working     out for you? ”

[30yearslost]

Stanley tapped his fingers together, glancing up and down at the young woman. Coming home? He’d expected his brother, he’d even kind of expected children. Or at least one child. But his son wasn’t a child anymore. The handyman and the teenage girl- Wendy, he had to remember her name was Wendy- those were unknown quantities.

He just barely trusted his twin right now, trusting people he hadn’t shared a womb with?

Ehhhhh. Touchy. 

But he could be civil. He could even try his hand at friendly. Stanley ran six fingers across the stubble on his cheek.

“Last time I checked, yep.”

“And uh. Y’know, I'm not fourteen sharing a bedroom with him anymore so it’s working about as well as it can work,” he gave a crooked grin. “You’re his... employee? How’sat going for ya?”

[30yearslost]

// I’m glad to be off hiatus, but I realize that like... roughly half of the people I was following have been inactive for well over a month so. Haha. I’m really not following many people right now. And half of the folks I AM following are alien/conspiracy blogs lmao I GOTTA GO ON A FOLLOW SPREE. //

[mundixinventore]

“For small creatures such as we, the vastness of the universe is only bearable through love.”

“Come on, I’ll buy you a slice at the diner.”

[30yearslost]

“Extinction in the rule, survival is the exception.”

“And I’m gonna go extinct without some pie, so lead on, Macduff. Even though that’s, not the line. Uh. You know what I mean.”

[30yearslost]

[30yearslost]

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          ❝The Mystery in The Mystery Shack❝

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