if it’s gay i probably watch it

ashley | 19 | gay as a rainbow | current obsession: legends of tomorrow | usa

[zaritarazi]

#and there was only one chair

[324b2fun]

Where’d you meet Tala?

My school invited her to have a talk!

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[labyrinthsouls]

This dude is so stoked about his new lesbian best friend and I love it

[324b2fun]

Y’ALL I GOT TO MEET TALA ASHE TONIGHT AND SHE IS THE SWEETEST WOMAN EVER

[324b2fun]

she talked about representation and diversity and she was sooo well spoken and beautiful

[324b2fun]

Y’ALL I GOT TO MEET TALA ASHE TONIGHT AND SHE IS THE SWEETEST WOMAN EVER

[chewbacca]

Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.

The Princess Diaries (2001) Dir. Garry Marshall

[transgenderjihadist]

[margaera]

[fluoresensitivearchived]

rivals are always one ‘make me!’ away from kissing, and i think that’s very iconic

[shock]

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[valtsv]

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

[bugsongs]

my aesthetic is students at the library who have all their study materials out but are blatantly Not Studying

[snoopingasusualisee]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[dreverybodyilovedies]

I just laughed SO FUCKING HArd

[adhdavinci]

[Video ID:

A person labeled "Ghost" walks up to a person labeled "Deaf Person". The Deaf Person looks up at the Ghost.

The camera dramatically zooms in on the Ghost's face and they say, "Boo."

The Deaf Person simply gives them a blank stare and a blink.

The Ghost looks at the Deaf Person in confusion for a moment, then says, "Oh," and signs B-O-O.

The Deaf Person leaps backwards in fear with a lot of camera blur and a loud thump.

End ID.]

[fantasybeeismoving-deactivated2]

you: the age of consent in japan is 13 me, an intellectual: 

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

if you see a person using that argument you kill them

[ky-the-squiddy]

DID YOU KNOW that proper pearl necklaces actually have knots between each pearl?

This is done to stop the pearls from rubbing up against each other, potentially causing damage and discolouration to each bead, and also so that if the string breaks it’s unlikely that any more than one or two pearls will fall off the string. Pearl necklaces (and bracelets, for that matter) need re-stringing regularly, to make sure that the string isn’t stretched, frayed, or otherwise damage, which would put the necklace at risk of breaking, and when they are re-stringed properly, new knots are always tied between each pearl.

This post brought to you by the stop making pearls scatter everywhere whenever you break a fancy lady’s necklace when murdering her, thriller writers, all you’re doing is revealing she was wearing shitty plastic beads gang

[childofthefireandthestorm]

@rassilon-imprimatur

[lananiscorner]

Look, Martha Wayne is already dead. You didn’t have to murder the poor woman again.