evelyn

24 | blue collar baddie

[333mcgee333]

it's not my fault i have a pure heart and a kind demeanor

[feignedremote]

Common Frank Bidart banger (from "In the Ruins," in Half-Light: Collected Poems 1965-2016)

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[333mcgee333]

when i 'okay google' i'm dreaming of a false promise becomimg real and pure.

[eelustration]

[hotgirlcastiel]

[ozempicofficial]

[phantomrose96]

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

[nicodisonbeamattack]

The first thing Homura Akemi did when her crush died in front of her was to sell her soul, followed immediately by googling how to build a bomb. Nobody does it like her

[raccoonstain]

my knight. my dearest knight.

[333mcgee333]

hell would be fine 4 me bc satan would be nicies 2 me

[littleforest-walk]

[pinene]

person who always thinks something bad will happen no matter what: ok but what if something bad really happens

[washlore]

data: i have no emotions

data, later: hello, geordi. i have created a portrait of us as terran cats. this artistic technique is known as pointillism. it became popular during the late nineteenth century. i selected an american bobtail to represent you, and an oriental shorthair to represent myself. after researching feline behavioral characteristics and common humanoid-to-animal artistic associations, i concluded these were the most statistically appropriate choices. of course, it is not possible to determine which cat breeds we would actually resemble unless we experienced a transporter malfunction or a similar form of energy fluctuation leading to an unexpected physical transformation. i also adjusted the composition to accommodate your VISOR’s perceptual processing. you have previously informed me that faint details tend to blend into surrounding imagery. because of this, i used a high level of contrast to better define the silhouettes. the cats' whiskers and ocular details were rendered in pure white to improve clarity. i additionally incorporated bright violets, cyans, and saturated blues to the main color palette of the piece, as these wavelengths appeared more distinguishable within your visual spectrum. what do you think, geordi?

[7dmom]

Can a Christian nephewess watch TV without soul poison?

[emesissy]

everything gets harder as time goes on but you can become nicer to yourself and also ask for more help

[ussalcrab]

the thing nobody ever mentions is that “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” is genuinely the realest shit of all time

[feldfrog]

If I had the alien from Alien about to burst out of me, you know I’m getting the epidural !!

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[333mcgee333]

i love u Mr. Cookies ty 4 all the cookies