Commander Tech, I.S.D.

It's ingenious. I've created a database to identify anyone in the galaxy. 18+ blog. Avatar custom made for the Imperial Science Division by @skeltrr.

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

hhhhhhgghrgwjqnajahaknz Imperial Tech Imperial Tech IMPERIAL TECH-

[imperial-science-officer]

Let it all out, darling.

[mothymunson]

*seething*

[imperial-science-officer]

𝑀𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇𝓈.

[littlestar3424]

Sir-

[imperial-science-officer]

Yes, that is the correct way to address me.

[imperial-science-officer]

What's it like being the hottest imperial officer?

Tread softly, little mouse, lest the others grow green with envy.

[imperial-commando]

Some people have little to no taste.

[imperial-sniper]

That reminds me - my Glo-Dart supply is low.

[imperial-science-officer]

I contend that the appropriate descriptor for the projectiles employed in your little game of tag is "bioluminescent."

[imperial-sniper]

Will you restock my supplies faster if I use that descriptor?

[imperial-science-officer]

No.

[imperial-science-officer]

What's it like being the hottest imperial officer?

Tread softly, little mouse, lest the others grow green with envy.

[imperial-commando]

Some people have little to no taste.

[imperial-sniper]

That reminds me - my Glo-Dart supply is low.

[imperial-science-officer]

I contend that the appropriate descriptor for the projectiles employed in your little game of tag is "bioluminescent."

[imperial-science-officer]

What's it like being the hottest imperial officer?

Tread softly, little mouse, lest the others grow green with envy.

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

[imperial-science-officer]

Your desperation is showing.

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

💚💜 ~ Green and Purple Chemistry ~ 💜💚

🧪...🧪...🧪

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[palpatinesuggestion]

do it.

[thistechnologicalterror]

YOUR WILL BE DONE, MY MASTER.

[imperial-sniper]

Loyal, as always.

[feralratbitesu]

[imperial-science-officer]

Obviously.

[odetokeons]

choose your fighter (ominous glowing fluid edition)

🧪 Re-Animator (1985)

🧪 Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

🧪 Death Becomes Her (1992)

🧪 The Substance (2024)

[sexyalchemist]

*does a little twirl so my lab coat flares out in a pretty way*

[redstonedust]

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

[necrofuturism]

[ace-trainer-alice]

[desperately horny voice] haha yeah did you know that studies have shown that vocal expressions of pain actually increase your pain tolerance? yeah, even if it's volitional, you should really be making lots of loud noises while you're in pain. please. if you want we can even practice right now.

[nika6q]

@imperial-science-officer this you?

[imperial-science-officer]

Though the core premise resonates with my perspective, the syntactic errors are profound and should be distinguished from my customary precision in both verbal and written discourse.

[eclec-tech]

Did you happen to make any vocal expressions of pain while reading those profound errors in syntax, sir?

[nika6q]

And if so, can you please describe in detail?

[eclec-tech]

😏

[imperial-science-officer]

I may have experienced a brief, convulsive inhalation of breath, born more of abhorrence than any physical discomfort.

Now, perhaps we can move on to the subject of practice, my little darlings—do I have a volunteer?

[eclec-tech]

"Little darlings"—and just like that, I'm already practicing the aforementioned inhalation of breath. 🫢

Care to volunteer with me @nika6q?

[nika6q]

Yes.

[imperial-science-officer]

Good girls.

[ace-trainer-alice]

[desperately horny voice] haha yeah did you know that studies have shown that vocal expressions of pain actually increase your pain tolerance? yeah, even if it's volitional, you should really be making lots of loud noises while you're in pain. please. if you want we can even practice right now.

[nika6q]

@imperial-science-officer this you?

[imperial-science-officer]

Though the core premise resonates with my perspective, the syntactic errors are profound and should be distinguished from my customary precision in both verbal and written discourse.

[eclec-tech]

Did you happen to make any vocal expressions of pain while reading those profound errors in syntax, sir?

[nika6q]

And if so, can you please describe in detail?

[eclec-tech]

😏

[imperial-science-officer]

I may have experienced a brief, convulsive inhalation of breath, born more of abhorrence than any physical discomfort.

Now, perhaps we can move on to the subject of practice, my little darlings—do I have a volunteer?

[imperial-science-officer]

Have yall figured out who the boop person is yet?

You are entirely lacking in subtlety, Anonymous. Espionage is clearly not your area of expertise.

[ace-trainer-alice]

[desperately horny voice] haha yeah did you know that studies have shown that vocal expressions of pain actually increase your pain tolerance? yeah, even if it's volitional, you should really be making lots of loud noises while you're in pain. please. if you want we can even practice right now.

[nika6q]

@imperial-science-officer this you?

[imperial-science-officer]

Though the core premise resonates with my perspective, the syntactic errors are profound and should be distinguished from my customary precision in both verbal and written discourse.

[pinkieafterhours]

Tech is a busy man, hopefully he will make some time for you

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[imperial-science-officer]

In accordance with the well-known proverb, "Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet."