Bad Department kvlts

We like our posts the way we like our mess food at Pilani. In bad taste The title is in Helvetica, by the way.

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Where Backstage gets work done

One Backstager to another: Dude, are we still on probation this semester?

He replies, “ACB or SU?”

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Where Lightz draws ire

Lightz like their recruits the way they like their eggs. Poached.

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Where Sponz had one job

BITS will impose compulsory attendance the day BOSM-Sponz generates more revenue than Sponz.

Oh no.

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Where Jhankar thinks it matters

Why should Ethiopians join Jhankar?

Because they’ll be assured of one square meal with Farhan Akhtar/Neeraj Sreedhar.

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Where ELAS knows their obscurity

There are two groups of people in this universe who are aware of the existence of this mu-blog.

Our Bloggers and the whole of ELAS.

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Where EPC's dalliance with elitism is an EP(i)C fail

Members of the esteemed EPC convened at their first ever meeting for the semester.

They discussed the upcoming seasons of The Newsroom, Community and Silicon Valley.

They thought nobody else watched those shows.

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Where MC is a compliment

Why does Music Club like 50 Cent?

Because they’re always in da Club practice.

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Where Dopyites find it ineluctable

A Dopyite is having a passport photo taken.

He says his ID number instinctively after.

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Where ARBITZ acts inclusive

ARBITZ has just one girl recruit.

To stick posters in MB, among other things.

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Where ELAS has problems

The only ELAS girl recruit doesn’t have anyone to chat with, about the Bechdel test.

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Where the Dark Ages let DC down

How many Dance Club members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Twenty. One to screw in the bulb and the rest to fight with the Lightz coord during ARC.

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Where numbers matter

Thus joked a wise one: Why is life tough at Soundz?

Because if you break wind, the only other guy will know who supplied it.