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wxsdom:
There was few accounts in his life that DRAMA and HENRY TOWNSHEND could even be remotely associated with one another. A calm and quiet demeanor gave him the capability to walk away from almost any situation without a word about it; if it was not worth the energy in Henry’s mind, than it was not worth his time.
His CAMERA was ALWAYS worth his time, however. A simple walk down the sidewalk should not have ended him up near what appeared to be a scuffle between a couple of men with his own bad timing ending him up an innocent bystander with an elbow connecting just right to send him toward a wall and the lens of the camera making improper connection and a horrible CRACK following.
“That’s… No… No no, there’s a problem there’s… There’s a VERY big problem here.” He gestured rapidly at the front of his camera to indicate the damage there with a nearly shaking hand, “YOU broke this… I can’t… I can’t use it like this you HAVE TO do something about it.”
Looking down at the shattered contraption INDIFFERENTLY, he narrowed his eyes slightly, before looking back up at the man. “Oh, no, sir. There’s really no problem here, I can assure you of that,” he said in a voice that was QUIET, yet demanding & even threatening—— comparable to Clint Eastwood’s, in that regard. “How much did this thing cost? Couldn’t be worth much more than your life.... not that that’s implying, anything, of course, SEE.” He flashed a smile that seemed FAKE, landing a friendly pat on the guy’s shoulder.
“I’m just a funny guy. I LIKE to joke around. & you’re WRONG when you say that I broke the god damned camera.... you’re the one who bumped into me with it. In fact... you could have hurt me with that thing, but I’m not complaining.” THERE WAS THAT SMILE AGAIN. “I’ll gladly do ‘something’ about it, though....... if you tell me what your definition of something IS, sweetheart.”
warmst:
“ well, haven’t given me much reason to believe otherwise. ” a gruff attitude doesn’t imply evil conscience, no matter what he’s trying to sell. she carefully stays upwind of the smoke. ( gross shit, y’know. nasty habit. she doesn’t need that sitting heavy in her chest. )
“ it’s sunday, captain underpants. ”
it isn’t said unkindly, as much as it may seem otherwise.
“I haven’t, huh.” *HE DIDN’T REALLY GIVE IT MUCH THOUGHT AFTER THAT. There was a long, almost meaningful pause, in which he simply stared at the ground, lips pulled tight into a grimace. “Sunday......... I was out for longer than I thought. You know——— I really do think that I need to get some new pants. I hate to ask so randomly, but... got any cash? Only five dollars should do. Really.”
Kidnapped Starters
“Shut your mouth or you’ll never see the light of day again.” “If they’d hurry up with the ransom, I wouldn’t have to keep you as long.” “Stop squirming.” “Scream to your heart’s content, Princess. No one can hear us out here.” “Not sure I’m ready to let you go just yet. It’s too much fun watching you suffer.” “I’m sorry, what was that? It’s hard to hear you with that thing in your mouth.” “Shh, keep quiet for just a little longer. We’re almost there.” “Aww, you’re actually trying to run away with tied hands and feet. That’s so cute.” “That should keep you nice and quiet.” “It’s a shame that no one cares enough to come to the rescue.” “Has anyone ever told you that you’re the perfect hostage? It’s incredible.” “Being tied to a chair suits you.” “Don’t scream. Everyone will hear.” “Sorry I had to snatch you. Didn’t exactly have a choice in the matter. Comfortable enough?” “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” “Mommy and Daddy can’t save you from me, sweetheart. We’re all alone in here.” ”If I take my hand away, are you going to scream again?” “There, nice and tight. No way to get out of that.” “Try and bite me again. One more time. Come on…” “Okay, I’m going to take out the gag and you’re going to tell me what I want to know. Scream and it goes back in with more stuffing. Understand?” “I’m not going to hurt you. Just cooperate.” “Guess snooping really doesn’t do any good, huh?” “Stop struggling!” “Give up already. The ties aren’t going to loosen.” “No way the blindfold’s coming off.” “Do you prefer zip ties or electrical tape? No reason not to be a gentleman about a kidnapping.” “Sh, sh, sh, stop kicking.” “Ankles together. I’m not going to tell you again.” “Talk or I’ll make you.” “Do you want to die?” “Mmph isn’t a word, darling. You’re going to have to speak more clearly.” “Get in the car or I’ll shoot.” “Scared? That’s good. You should be.” “Stop crying. It’s pathetic.” “Like knives?”
@wxsdom lms.
“I don’t see the problem here. I haven’t done anything wrong.” Querelle’s lies would one day accumulate to the point that they’d take the form of a repugnant monster, tearing & screaming and howling its way into the souls of all those they (it)’d once touched. “You’re just being a drama queen, I think.”
@angclbvby lms.
“Shit.” HE STARED AT A CIGARETTE ON THE GROUND—— it had landed in mud; no way would it be of any use to him now. Gaze drifted slowly to the nearest by person ( she sort of reminded him of someone in one of those post-war advertisements, all done up like that ), & hands sunk into the pockets of nautical white trousers. “Do you have a cigarette...... I’m dying for one, really.”
me: *neglects 90% of drafts & memes on richard & mr 50s bc im lazy af*
me: *PUMPED TO DO THINGS ON QUERELLE BUT HAS NOTHING TO DO*
karma: yes..... im a bitch...... its tru 🙌
❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
ssm.
“No. I haven’t. They actually look quite disgusting, so I probably won’t, either.”
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this blogs probably gonna be 90% sex & Dick jokes
pridemasked:
❝ yeah . . . did i tell you the rest of the story though? because it gets fucking worse, if you’re willing to believe that. ❞
“Tell me. Please. God. I just LOVE an explosive ending.” That was what he liked to tell guys that took him home.
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dumbstcr:
When he approaches her, she has a bright yellow candy cigar between her lips. As he speaks she bites off a piece and chews the gum. It doesn’t really look like she is paying attention to what he is saying, which is why she just ends up repeating him. ❝I don’t act like a crackhead or a whore….and I don’t look like one.❞ There is a brief pause before she chomps off another piece. ❝That’s because I’m not a crackhead or a whore. I’m Eve.❞
“Eve. That’s a funny name.” EVE, THE BEGINNING. EVE, WHO ATE OF THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT. Eve, the blonde in front of him who was chewing off a candy cigar like some kid. Weird. “I’m Georges. But everyone calls me Querelle.” AWKWARDLY, a hand jutted out, stiff, rigid, like an erect cock. This one, in particular, had no idea what it was doing, attached to who may just be the most socially inept human being in all of history. “NICE to meet you.”
a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)
❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
❝ you will never escape. ❞
❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
❝ they died screaming. ❞
❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
❝ how long have you known? ❞
❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
❝ the law can be changed. ❞
❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
❝ your child is adorable! ❞
❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
❝ he adores you. ❞
❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
❝ then kill me. ❞
❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
❝ stop! ❞
❝ let them watch. ❞
❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
❝ you love him? ❞
❝ do you love me at all? ❞
❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
❝ the king is displeased. ❞
❝ long live your majesty! ❞
❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
❝ do you really think that? ❞
❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
❝ are you a virgin? ❞
❝ I’m married. ❞
❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
❝ are we going to die here? ❞
❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
❝ this is my home. ❞
❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
❝ fuck me. ❞
❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
warmst:
“ listen, i’d love to see someone try & take a swing at me. ”
now, she doesn’t quite go patting his arm, patronizing in the way mothers could be — but it’s implied in her tone. ( that is, she can handle it, she’s a big girl, she’ll set them on fire. ) “ that’s what i’ve got hands & teeth for. i mean, don’t get me wrong: i appreciate the concern, but i’m no damsel. ”
“I don’t think you would, unless you like dying. Some people hit hard. Others hit hard enough to kill.” *HE SPOKE FROM EXPERIENCE. On the sea & on land, Querelle had SEEN MANY be killed —— by others, or by his hand. Death didn’t affect him very heavily. PEOPLE EXISTED. PEOPLE DISAPPEARED. There was no meaning to life, no deep one, at least. (Was that a smile?) “You’re funny, talking like that—— and to me, of all people. Most would have left, by now.”