Britta Unfiltered

Person posting amusing content. Let all  be amused

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[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[gondwana]

Only resolution for 2025 is MAXIMUM COMMITMENT TO MAXIMUM PLEASURE

[gondwana]

And I don't mean it in the bed rotting jacking off all day 20mg edible way I mean it in the forcing myself to go on walks even though I'm tired and making concentrated time for art and cooking a new recipe once a week even though it'll break me out of my carefully memorized weekly shopping list routine and sincerely believing that my life is slowly but surely evolving into my perfect vision . Type of way .

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This is in no way the best way to post it but it is the only way I could get the format to stay

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Bye Sweet Carole is a hand-animated horror game inspired by classic Disney movies.

Wishlist Bye Sweet Carole on Steam

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@ibrithir-was-here L O O K

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I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

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[palant1r]

the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years

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[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

Don’t forget the latest version, Ten Years

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Yonic dish found in NY

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@iamthepulta

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[livedpoetry-deactivated20230925]

An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

source

[zypiris]

<older man and older woman chatting amiably at a table, their conversation is just on the edge of intelligible>

Denise: Oh, hello!

Bill: We were just talking about you kids.

D: I’m Denise Heberle (HEB-er-lee)…

B: And I’m Bill Goodman.

D: Together we’ve been fighting fascism for over 50 years.

B: And so much has changed over those 50 years, such as the ingredients to a successful firebomb!

D (cheerily): And the glass that bank windows are made of!

B: But there’s one thing that hasn’t changed over 50 years, something that is so important to tell you kids who are new to this movement.

Both: Shut the fuck up.

D: You’re sitting in the police transport van after a protest?

B: Shut the fuck up. In a holding cell, with your comrades?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop knocks on your door?

B: Shut the fuck up.

D: Texting on an unsecured device?

B: Shut the fuck up. Pulled over by the cops after a protest?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop just asking about your day?

B: Shut the fuck up. Feds call your mom?

D: Tell your mother to shut the fuck up.

B: Now. Repeat after me. When the cops come calling, what do you do?

(Cut to Bill standing with eight kids)

Kids: Shut the fuck up!

(Cut to Card:

“Shut The Fuck up A Public Service Announcement from

NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD

Detroit & Michigan Chapter”)

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Shut The Fuck Up

Listen to the kindly old people, and never, ever snitch. Not even on yourself.

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