★ CELEBI !!
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disclaimer : i am not a canary jimmy fan and i am not subtle about it. read my post all ye mighty and despair
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★ CELEBI !!
22 y/o, she/they
main - @zombiefrancis
life series fandom blog
THE NUMBER 1 LAST LIFE GUY
disclaimer : i am not a canary jimmy fan and i am not subtle about it. read my post all ye mighty and despair
i feel crazy but i absolutely treasure last life session 7 green team
do you ever think about team best
The dead horse beats me
thank you for 1k followers ^_^ ♡ ♡ ♡
hi friends, ive been rewatching some life series and wanted to share a new niche interest of mine :D I call it ..
Horrible Hermit Hotbars !!!
pt 1 - Grian, Pastlife, EP 7
hi grian. this is awful. you upset me.
pt 2 - Bdubs, HC S11
not too bad but the tool order upsets me. also the food in slot 4? unsettling.
pt 3 - Grian, Secret Life, EP 8
Hi again Grian, the food in slot 9 is healing but everything else sucks. thanks.
i care abt hermitcraft again have some etho gifs (ft tango)
How many Hermit perspectives do you watch?
1
2-3
4-5
6-7
8-9
10-11
12-13
14-15
16-17
18-19
20+ but not all
All of them
There's something Ive noticed recently.
Its so weird how everyone just gets on with the death game like its nothing but.. I like to pay attention to the winners right at the end.
as a winner myself it just feels right to pay them extra attention.
Every winner always looks so lost at the end. I stood and stared at the sun, bloodied knuckles with a mess of sand around me. I know the other winners have troubled memories? the dead remember nothing at all though.
Which is why I found it weird that when Scar killed pearl he stared up at the moon like his life, his lives, were flashing before his eyes? and he had the most blood curdling scream and them he- he called MY name?
I dunno, it makes me feel a bit sick to think about.
PROLOGUE - SIDE; SHADOW
The shadowland kingdom has been a prosperous land for many centuries. It has a wealth of traders and markets and farmers and forgers, It's people get along well and they work hard within their daily lives. Queen Lizzie is known to be a kind person. Her leadership is a beacon of hope to all her people. Her people we happy. And Lizzie was happy for it to stay that way. Until-
"MY QUEEN- YOUR HIGHNESS- THERE'S-" shouted a panting Ren, who had seemingly come running to find his queen. He leaned against the tall marble doorway and caught his breath, gasping for air. (Lizzie made a mental note to remind him to exercise if a little running had him this worked up..)
"Come, sit with me." She gestured to a seat opposite her at a small table upon the balcony they both stood on. It overlooked the lush forests and frothing rivers of her kingdom and was often a place she came to when craving a moment of quiet. "As you know, this place is meant for relaxation. Do you care to explain why you've come in huffing and puffing like so?" Ren slowly and tiredly made his way over to the table, sitting across from his queen. He tried his best to look presentable, fixing his neckerchief and adjusting his glasses. "My lady, the shadowiest of queens.. There's a problem of the utmost importance you must know of post-haste."
She raised an eyebrow. It must be something bad if Ren had come running like this.. "Alright, go on. What is this problem?"
Ren looked at her, his face painted with worry. "One of our people, a farmer from the southern village, has been slain."
That wasn't good. It was never nice to hear one of her people had lost their lives, and in the southland no less, that village was a mostly peaceful place.. How could someone have been killed there? "Is this not a matter to take to the guards? I'm sure the chief knight would solve this quite efficiently."
"I've spoken to Sir Bigb, Milady. He set out with a platoon immediately." The brunette nodded.
That certainly was odd. This whole thing was starting to feel slightly fishy. "How strange. Why would Bigb go in person himself?" She stood and paced back and forth on the balcony, feeling herself become more lost in thought. Before she could get too lost, however, a lower ranking knight came barrelling outside onto the balcony to meet them. Quite similarly to Ren's entrance prior, the knight was huffing and seemed to have been in quite the rush. "Your highness!! The southland murder- It wasn't murder!" She felt all her tension disappear. Thank goodness she didn't have to send her dear knightly friends out to hunt down a murderer. That was such a relief.
"Lovely, I will resume my relaxing afternoon then. I wish this farmer's family my sincerest condolences for their loss."
The knight shifted on the spot, with a large gulp he spoke up.
"No, M-Ma'am. It wasn't murder. It wasn't a murder because that man was.. Was maimed. Maimed by a werewolf."
hi friends, ive been rewatching some life series and wanted to share a new niche interest of mine :D I call it ..
Horrible Hermit Hotbars !!!
pt 1 - Grian, Pastlife, EP 7
hi grian. this is awful. you upset me.
pt 2 - Bdubs, HC S11
not too bad but the tool order upsets me. also the food in slot 4? unsettling.
hi friends, ive been rewatching some life series and wanted to share a new niche interest of mine :D I call it ..
Horrible Hermit Hotbars !!!
pt 1 - Grian, Pastlife, EP 7
hi grian. this is awful. you upset me.
"The canary curse and why I absolutely hate it" - an in depth tumblr post by celebi 3lsmp (in a state of covid sickbrain) (with assistance from my friend fern)
Hi. as many of you know, i fucking hate the canary curse Jimmy headcanon. It sucks. I hate it here. but have you ever wondered WHY? Celebi, WHY do you hate jimmy solidarity canary curse headcanon. WELL LET ME TELL YOU !!
In general I try not to be a hater, fandom spaces generally hate unpopular opinions so I keep my mouth shut but Ive decided today I have the audacity to argue my case. You may think I'm being a nit-picker with this but. hear me out.
For starters, IN MY OPINION, a lot of the fandom has forgotten what the real story of the canary in the coalmine is. Canarys were used in coalmines in the 1900s to aid coal miners in recognising when harmful gasses were within the cave and when the canary would collapse and die they would exit the cave to safety. While yes, Jimmy does run out of lives (permadie) first in 4/5 seasons of the life series, he doesnt actually die first. He permadies first in 3rd life, but doesnt lose the first life! This honour goes to scar with the grian creeper prank. In last life, the first life lost is Grian! in Double life it's . technically Tango. In Limited life it's Skizz, in secret life it's Martyn. So would their deaths not be considered omens of death also?
Secondly, Jimmy's permadeaths are often considered "omens of the end" or "omens of future tragedy" which, have you watched the series? have you watched the seasons? were they not tragic from the start? This idea almost implies that the life series isnt tragic until Jimmy dies? Which I do not like. Jimmy has plenty of tragic moments to his own character before his death.
This brings me onto the fandom's "woobification" of jimmy. If you take nothing away from this post other than this I will be happy, because people need to be more aware of the fact that he is completely being infantalized. Jimmy is an adult man. AN ADULT MAN. He does not need to be saved from the big bad curse of death or the "coal mine" or anything. Just because he sucks at minecraft does not make him a sweet little baby bird that needs to saved. You wouldn't treat Bigb, or Ren or Martyn like a wet kitten in a cardboard box because they die a lot. Shockingly, other people suck at minecraft in this series too. Have you seen Joels traps? is he the canary of the tnt minecart? are we gonna make him a sweet little baby bird too? No, we aren't. Jimmy is an adult man with balls. treat him like one.
Lastly, creating this headcanon which entirely around Jimmy's death, to me, erases the importance of the things he did when he was alive within the series. Would the Flower Husbands have gone to war against dogwarts if Jimmy hadn't burned the dogwarts flag in front of Ren & Martyn? Would The southlands have ended the same if Jimmy hadn't robbed the life from the lifeswapping ritual? Jimmy has more impact in his story than his deaths. He is not a character who dies off to further 3L! Scott's arc, he is not the silly background comedy of the southlands and he is more than just a death curse.
TLDR : use your brain and be more creative and please for the love of god free me from canary jimmy.
also im sick of everyone being birds. where is the flavour. where is the variety.
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