Promiscuouity

Professional procrastinator and raving lunatic 💃🐙 Regret what you have done, not what you have not ~Bisera~ ~New Zealand~ bhindbigb.wordpress.com

[sour-watermelons]

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

[thedoctorknits]

He stops and looks both ways?!?

[bettsplendens]

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[lolmaleoppression]

Awww bae

[societyisfxke-deactivated202102]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[dogdownloader]

here to bless ur evening

[ashamedofmybrain]

Why does this dog sound like Owen Wilson saying “wow”

[dogdownloader]

shes working on her impressions :)

[dogjpeg]

im so tired…………

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[itsjust-insanity]

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DANK MEMES

[methargicismm]

OOH MY GOD, IM GLAD I READ THIS

[cybershorty-deactivated20210118]

[jbaby]

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

[asian]

My girlfriend painted me a Pepe the frog for my birthday

[prismatic-bell]

Right now.

Left is Fahrenheit. Right is Celcius, for my friends across the pond.

[hohoeminomirai]

R u okay?????

[prismatic-bell]

Yeah. I was pretty sick yesterday tho

[discipleofpuck]

OH MY GOD NINA

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

[mistressminako]

Dude. Stop living on Tatooine. 

[prismatic-bell]

I don’t. No sand.

[tylerjosep]

s/o to all the people who don’t have a dad, can’t be with their dad, or have a bad relationship with their dad. you are loved and I want you to know that I care about each and every one of you.

[afrorevolution]

[itsfullofstars]

EARTH NOW HAS A QUASI-MOON

Astronomers have detected a small asteroid that doesn’t seem to want to go away. Called a quasi-satellite, this new companion circles around the Earth as it orbits the sun—and it’s going to stay that way for the next few hundred years.

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

new friend

[conquerorwurm]

Her name is 2016 HO3, hello 2016 HO3

[fwizard]

are you telling me we have a new quasi moon called 2016 hoe

[badlydrawneverything]