scott pilgrim vs. the world ask meme.
“When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
“I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don’t care about any of that stuff.”
“I’m in lesbians with you.”
“Bread makes you fat?!”
“I have to go pee due to boredom.”
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
“You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.”
“Okay, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It’s called ‘We Hate You, Please Die.’”
“Amazon.ca! What’s the website for that?”
“Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn’t even get any. That was a joke.”
“Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you’ll be dust by Monday… because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust. She dusts. 'Cause… it’s Friday now, she’s the weekends off, so… Monday, right?”
“You punched the highlights out of my hair!”
“That’s it! You cocky cock! You’ll pay for your crimes against humanity.”
“The only thing separating me from them is the two minutes it’s gonna take to kick your ass.”
“Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else.”
“If your life had a face, I would punch it.”
“I mean, are you really happy or really evil?”
“You broke the heart that broke mine.”
“Level with me… did we suck?”
“Oh, you’re were just a little bi-curious? Well, I’m just a little bi-furious!”
“You’re pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let’s do it.”
“I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own.”
“What a perfect asshole.”
“Well, it was nice to meet you, and tell your gay friends I will see them later.”
“Look, I didn’t write the gay handbook. If you got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace’s ghost.”
“You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously!”
“Okay, presumeably, you may have just seen a dude’s junk, and I’m very sorry for that… so is he.”
“We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us!”
“You know I love you. But I need my own bed tonight. It’s for sex.”
“Ah, that sucks, but you know it’s probably just because they’re better than you.
“You know what sucks? EVERYTHING.”
“You are the salt of the earth. I meant scum of the earth.”
“We are here to make money and sell out and stuff.”
“Sounds like someone wants to get funky.”
“I want to have his adopted babies.”
“Hey, man, question: I’ve always wondered, how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?”
“Oh yeah, you’re totally my bitch forever.”
“Yeah, well, my baggage doesn’t try to kill me every five minutes.”
“You’re not dead, you’re just having some idiotic dream.”
“A gig is a gig is a gig is a gig is a gig.”
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