maya - 1998 - she/they 🏳️‍⚧️

hi

[badassdemonsword]

he realized what he did and starts fucking crying 

[contemptible-scoundrel]

a dark souls player was walking across a bridge one day, and he saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. he ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"you ever play dark souls?"

"Yes."

"Me too. Melee or caster?"

"Melee"

"Me too. STR or DEX?"

"STR"

"Me too. Great weapons or small arms?"

"Great weapons"

"Wow. Me too. Two handed or one handed?"

"Two handed"

"Me too. Claymore or Greatclub?"

"Greatclub"

"Me too. Do you use heavy armor or lightroll?"

He said: "I lightroll with medium armor."

The first souls fan said "KYS fucking casual" and pushed him off

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?

ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze

GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!

[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]

ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..

[contemptible-scoundrel]

EFFETE INMATE: welcome to the poets prison what are you in for?

ME: what's it to ya?

WAIFISH INMATE: she's but a crude warrior! baffle her with poetry!

[I swiftly trounce them with graceful eloquence and beautiful prose]

ME: even a thorny bush has roses...

[cutebutreallypsycho]

[aflo]

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[kn0wmore]

[aimkid]

Kurapika: Oh wow it's really chilly out good thing I have a jacket

[aimkid]

Kurapika get the spider its on the floor stomp it!!

[aimkid]

Me: KURAPIKA THERES A SPIDER ON YOU!!!

Kurapika: WHERE WHERE WHERE

[aimkid]

Me: Kurapika! You get down from there this instant! Kurapika:

[aimkid]

Me: Ahahaha Oh my gosh tonight was sooooo fun I loved every second of it Cunty Girl- OH my GOD, there is a NASTY BUG flying in the sky

Cunty Girl: Relax I'll handle it

[pseudomantis]

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[innocentmurmurs]

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[contemptible-scoundrel]

hey, listen. I don't care about any of that, okay? I'm going to destroy you.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."