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Connor Storrie | Vogue Adria

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Seeing wives win a major sporting league together actually is that deep

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After I realised I was gay but hadn't told anyone, I was shit scared someone might be able to tell. And now I'm thinking of Shane, post-first-kiss with Ilya, panicking in the locker room that someone can tell he's kissed a man. What if his expression gives it away. What if he has a man-kissing aura now. Aaaaaa.

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I want Fabian giving Ilya and Shane a makeover. Maybe he uses Halloween as an excuse. They're going to a Halloween party at the Kingfisher so why not?

Fabian starts on Ilya (Shane is still very skeptical about the whole thing) but as he watches Ilya admire his smokey eye in the mirror he decides he wants Ilya to look at him like he's looking at himself, and sits himself down in Fabian's chair.

40 minutes (and a lot of fussing) later Shane emerges, with smudgy eyeliner and glitter he didn't know could make his eyes look like that.

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I can't find that post about importance of WAGs and the soft power they weald but I think Jackie Pike revels in it. She gets off on the politics of a messy groupchat, she hosts the watch parties so everyone can she that she has the best house, she's influencing school boards when she is Haydens plus one to fancy events.

Hayden is playing hockey, Jackie Pike is playing 4d chess with local government

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Shane hears rumors from the boston players that Ilya has always been a tits guy and gets self conscious about it. Ilya reassures him he has the best tits of all (true).

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My Connie #MYCONNIE and BigHud are 40 and 26. Connie having just turned 40 and going through the 5 stages of grief about being divorced and middle aged but then bags young ingenue BigHud and is like Mmm actually being 40 slaps.

BigHud is 26 and like 3 years into being really really good at Business(tm) after graduating from Business School so he thinks he's the most grown up ever but he's also kind of hopeless and it melts Connie's heart.

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I just really think ilya is the one getting pregnant. Shane has a panic attack about losing control of his body for nine+ months and not being about to play hockey and oh god what if the baby makes him crave some gross food. And ilya is like... babe, I'm gonna carry these kids mkay.

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#myilya and #mycliff sometimes have sex when on a roadie and they share a room. They don't even call it hooking up. They're just really good bros

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So what if Ilya tells Marleau "look I am dating a man, Shane Hollander, and I'm bisexual" and Marleau is like "Oh, ok cool. What's that mean?" And Ilya has to do the "Ah bisexual! Some people like apples, some people like oranges, I like both!" but Marleau is still confused because he's never seen Ilya eat fruit (he only eats McGriddles).

So Ilya has to be really clear like "I fuck men and women and like doing both." And Marleau is like "wait, does it count if it was a threesome and also doesn't everyone feel like that?" And Ilya has to say "Mm I think if you also get off on having sex with a man (at the same time as a woman) that's not very straight."

And then Marleau is like "well Idk cos there was a chick there but also you have a good ass. What if I fuck you and Shane to find out?"

And that's how the first threesome happens.

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Speaking of shallergies, I just knowwww some fuck on the metros would always tease Shane on the team plane with a packet of peanuts. Like waving the unopened pack at him and going "wow Holly's scared of some nuts ooOOoo". And Shane is white knuckling his bag with the epipen in it every flight.

And then he takes the first flight with the cens and is like "hey guys I'm really sorry can you just not eat peanuts when we're in this tin can of death airplane. But they're all like "hey Roz already filled us in dude, don't worry none of us even bought peanuts with us. Do you want a nut-free sugar-free gummy sweet for take off? My wife makes them as healthy snacks for the kids."

And Shane falls asleep on Ilya's shoulder with his mouth tasting of organic strawberry and his heart full.

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Cliff definitely joins Ilya at the Kingfisher one night. He's kinda stoked that so many gay men find him attractive. And then there's this one hot guy checking him out and making eye contact. Ilya looks between Cliff and the Guy with an eyebrow raised. Cliff just shrugs and says "when in Rome, brother" and goes over to make out with this Guy.