apathy is death

he/him, twenty-something. i like LOTR, discworld, futurama and several other things

[42beanbag]

lot of truly awful blogs on my dash this fine evening

[kisforkerosene]

babe that's not your dash that's a mirror

[42beanbag]

apologies. lot of truly awful blogs on my face this fine evening

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[42beanbag]

why does every line of npc dialogue in oblivion sound like something you overheard on a train once and you still don't know if you imagined it or not

[epilepticsaints]

[theehorsepusssy]

Big Men / Tiny Men ?

[faceless-fuck]

No bitches

[official-kircheis]

[lindleland]

[corrodedparadox]

Evil and intimidating horse

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[4.1.1 Acknowledging the Elephant in the Sea]

Pantelides et al. (2026)

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[necromancelena]

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

[kosmogrl]

[clemence-dupont]

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

How to live life Iguandon style

1: put your hands into a thumbs-up position

Step two: keep them like that. Forever

3) Regret your committal to the bit.

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

5. profit.

[42beanbag]

this is a masterclass in mildly distressing inconsistency

[oblivionloading]

You will get banned from the Fighters Guild for knowing what a hypotenuse is.