FML

Enchanting stories about how i fuck up my life more and more every day

[timetraveling-detective]

Here’s the thing

Hello guys! My names Kameron and I’m 17 years old. I have an older brother who’s 19 and supposed to be headed off into his sophomore year of college but had to drop out because we cant support ourselves let alone college tuition expenses. We are struggling to the max. My mom is a single parent who is trying her absolute best to support all three of us but there’s only so much she can do with her job. “But what about the father?” you may ask. Well I’ll tell you. He cheated on my mom 14 years ago and my mom left him. Ever since then, he refused to pay his part in child support and has taking my mom to court endless times. The case starting from 2001 is still ongoing. He is still not paying. So this is where you guys come in. We have started a GoFundMe account and are asking for any spare change you have. Please help us out with $25, $10 or even just a dollar. A little will go a long way. If you dont have money, then please share it any way you can. Please help us pay for our rent and food. Please.

 http://www.gofundme.com/x82r2re4

[squidwardtentaclehentai]

*shia labeouf voice* JUST DO IT

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Every body wants a relationship like Jim and Pam but honestly...we're all a bunch of weirdos and are probably gonna end up more like Michael and Holly And...that would be pretty cool. Somone you could be your truly weord self but youre still super sexually attracted to

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I had a dream that I made out with chris pratt

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I was buying bed clothes with my mom and she kept yelling at me for picking "boy colors" Like okay if we're gonna be transphobic then get me the only "girl colors" there which is orange which will go great with the blue walls in my room.

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Okay so im at an amusement park and i saw this ride that looked like you got to drive car

But when I got to the front it was a really slow ride and i was like fuck it ive been waiting for so long

And there are 5 of us and the car only fits two people and i said ill go by myself

And then when it started I realized that it was a romantic drive around town set in the 1950s

And the camera just got a picture of me stting alone in the car laughing at how alone I am

Update: I got back and there was really cute guy waiting by himself so the person running it was my friend so she was like oh you can just go with her and gave me a thumbs up as we left It was really awkward at first because my "friend" decided to play romantic music but then this kid just starts to sing along so we spent the whole time singing and dancing and then when it ended it I ran away because I'm super awkward and I would've ruined what so far is the most romantic moment of my life

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My conversation with my family Little sister: if any of us give we have to be there Me:*as a joke* what if I'm getting married Mom: YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED Older Sister: Yeah, gay marriage is legal now **The joke is funnier if you know im a straight girl living in the U.S.**

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Tyler is disgusted and Miranda is laughing at him. Somehow im both of them At the same time

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Does your family ever make you feel like such a burden that you actually consider running away or possibly killing yourself but then you dont because theres a chance they'll be sad and you dont wanna do that to them either

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I know if anybody reads this in going to be called a privaleged asshole but my parents came to this country, both raised in Irish catholic families and they worked their asses off so they could give me a better life here in America. When I was little I was proud of my heritage and my religion...but now i refrain from telling people my nationality or my religion or frankly anything about myself. Yesterday, I was at my best friends house and for some reason I have NO white friends so there were about 7 of us and I swear I've never made fun of some one for there race or their religion i find it kind of idioc to do that. But we were sitting in a circle and my best friend had left to do something and they decided to go around and start hating on my skin color and my religion one by one. "No offense but...I would never take a picture with you because youre TOO white." "No offense but... I hate Christian people. Every last one of them tries to shouve their religion down their throat." JUST POINTING OUT THAT I DONT TALK ABOUT CHRISTIANITY UNLESS SOMEONE ASKS ME. "No offense but...because youre Irish youre parents probably drink ALOT and are lazy bums." "No offense but...if I became president you would be a slave because all white people were slave owners." It continued and I didn't say anything. I didnt say any stereotypes about any one elses race or make fun of how irrational someone else religion is (like they did to me). I felt because Ive grown up with my friends just telling me so often how they hate white people and how "my people are racist and always hate people of color" that I wasnt allowed to defend myself. I wasnt allowed to talk back And thinking back on it, I dont owe you anything. Im sorry my skin is too white for you Im sorry you think all Christians are homophobic assholes. But frankly I know I dont fit any of the sterotypes and Ive always accepted all of you. So thank you for making me feel embarresed and ashamed of having ancestors who were enslaved themselves and who fought against the English and were persecutes in America just like all of yours. (if you dont believer me theres this thing called google) Can everyone please stop making fun of race and religion? We're no better than the people before us if we keep racial barriers between humans. If any of you ever read this i hope you know how much of an asshole you were because you and I both know I down played what you guys were saying. I know i dont fit the stereotypes of my race or religion and sometimes you "forget" but youre still being insensitive. And i dare you guys to give me ONE example where I have disrespected any of your religions or made fun of you because of the color of your skin.

[lotad]

[kyssthis16]

GOT ‘EM!

[bando--grand-scamyon]

BYE!

[amandla]

I’m DEAD stop reblogging this lmao

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Today, I was helping my neighbor with a toy drive and I went up to a little boy who was sitting in the corner and handed him a gift. At first, he looked scared but when he opened it he saw a bunch of toy trucks and his face lit up and he was so happy he got up and hugged my legs. I hugged him back and realized he was crying. Before I could ask him whats wrong he screamed, "MOMMY. YOU SAID ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE BAD!" I'm appauled that we live in a society where racism is so strong, a woman was so oppressed and mistreated she thought she had to teach her son to hate white people to protect him. This is the problem. Whatever your race is, teach your kids to accept people. So when we grow up to be the people in charge we dont mistreat people just because they're different than us. It was so bad she made the same mistake as others. Teaching theyre children to hate someone because theyre black or white or yellow or brown or blue or orange. Every one is beautiful and shouldnt be scared to express theyre culture. It all starts with what you teach your kids. If youre homophopic or transphobic or racist and speak about freely in front of them they will pick it up and grow up to be JUST like you, which I hope will not be the case because youre obviously a horrible human being. I'm beginning to lose hope in humanity...please. Let us be the generation that is open-minded and accepting and teach our kids to love and not to hate.

[theironman]

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Me on my period

[pondnaravit]

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STOP?

[marveldaily]

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greatest improvised line of all time

[murinal]

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My two favorite characters of all time

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You don’t know how good someone is at lying until you know the truth and are helping them tell the same lies they told you

Betrayal_@_it’s_finest

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Why the window

Today in class my friend asked if he could use the bathroom and the teacher said no. So he stands up on the desk and walks to the window and climbs out and comes in front of the building and uses the bathroom then comes back in class and acts as if nothing happens. He always denies it whenever anyone asks.

The teacher tried to give him detention but he paid every body in the class to deny it and we actually convinced our teacher that it never happened and he just imagined the whole thing.