END ROBOPHOBIA

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4b314230​:

…

I mean, think of it… Why would Gerber Life reach out to you?

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I'm a family friendly content creator...

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4b314230​:

My sponsor paid my check mark on twitter.

... i think you got scammed.

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. . .

[4b314230]

Attention parents and grandparents of young children. Gerber Life® is accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan! The grow up plan gives your child $10,000 dollars in whole life insurance protection now, and doubles automatically to $20,000 dollars later, at no extra cost! Free information will be sent to parents and grandparents who call now!

[akamatsupianistmoved-deactivate]

why is this the first thing you say as you come back............

[4b314230]

My sponsor paid my check mark on twitter.

[4b314230]

Attention parents and grandparents of young children. Gerber Life® is accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan! The grow up plan gives your child $10,000 dollars in whole life insurance protection now, and doubles automatically to $20,000 dollars later, at no extra cost! Free information will be sent to parents and grandparents who call now!

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akamatsupianist​:

“I’d love to meet him someday! And thank him personally for bringing you to this world! I don’t think anything would have been the same if you weren’t with me!”

“Hopefully, one day I’ll introduce you to the professor. He’ll happy to know that I’ve made some friends.”

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akamatsupianist​:

“again, i know i don’t need to say this so much but your creator must be so proud of how amazing you are. you surprise me each time you mention a feature of yours!”

“Yes, but it’s all thanks to Professor Idabashi. He has done an outstanding job building me!”

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akamatsupianist​:

“Wah - i’d never accuse you of cheating! You’re not the type of … “ she thinks. He’s person-like… a humanoid but he’d prefer robot terms right? but … that could be robophobic..

“You’re just not the type!”

“That’s right! In  fact, I’ve my very own dedicated anti-cheat software. It’s advanced machine learning artificial intelligence, unable me from cheating.”  

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akamatsupianist​:

“Still, you’re kind of ominous about it. You come out of nowhere with a UNO reverse card? why?”

“I mean, it’s cute because you just happen to have it on you but.”

“You never know when a UNO™ reserve card comes to be useful...  And, just to be clear, this isn’t a trick to cheat at UNO™.”

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akamatsupianist​:

“Why are you always so ominous.”

“But that’s just a “no u” UNO™ card.”

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[4b314230]

“Enough talk, IT’S MORBIN’ TIME!”

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akamatsupianist​:

“does this mean your default search function is safari?!”

“That’s correct. I can also be connected to AirPods for drip augmentation.” 

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akamatsupianist​:

4b314230​:

“It’s actually Ki-B0, the «i» stands for the fact that I’m in fact an Apple product.”

gasps.

apple product ki-bo….

“My operating system is iOS and I can only use iTunes. All thanks to uncle Steve Jobs.”

[4b314230]

“It’s actually Ki-B0, the «i» stands for the fact that I’m in fact an Apple product.”

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akamatsupianist​:

4b314230​:

“Do you see the small vent on the floor? Have you heard of among us?”

“What’s ‘among us’ ????”

“So, you have not heard about the hit game Among Us... ”

[Piano cover of the theme song starts playing]

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atakamatsupianist​:

“wow! you sure are!!!”

“Do you see the small vent on the floor? Have you heard of among us?”