Dfskle

Nigel-21-She/Her-Pittsburgh-Wobbly video games, memes, anarchy I’m gay over at @tracers-girlfriend If you want my political url, hmu

[kemonoplasm-deactivated20200701]

Eleven Years…

[dfskle]

Twelve Years...

[dfskle]

HEY!

Mutuals and whatnot, I’ve basically abandoned this website, follow me on twitter @dfskle if you’re cool

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

[corvid-420]

i love this meme i really do, i just want to add though that the two tankers weren’t random. they belonged to Japan, whose Prime Minister was in Iran when the attack happened hoping to maintain peace in the Gulf. Which makes American bellicosity all the more embarrassing because: why would Iran explode two oil tankers belonging to the country whose PM they were meeting with to maintain peace in the region?

[frottinq]

obviously because they’re just SO evil that they don’t even consider th

I’m not going to finish that sentence because i realized it’s something someone might say unironically

[chimaeraundying]

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[zvaigzdelasas]

Chelsea Manning Lacks Financial Capacity to Pay Fines

Fines may add up to half a million dollars.

“Fines may add up to half a million dollars”

“Fines may add up to half a million dollars”

“Fines may add up to half a million dollars”

“Fines may add up to half a million dollars”

“Fines may add up to half a million dollars”

(Jun 20, 2019)

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[hungwy]

No more or i start blocking and parrying

[chromolume]

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

[dogls]

were really running out of posts to make huh

[gg-archive123-deactivated202004]

[badacts]

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

[badacts]

this is now my most popular post and i haven’t so far seen a single dumbass attempted rebuttal so i’m feeling pretty good about it tbh

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[pissvortex]

staff is taking down all pictures of nigel farage getting milkshaked LOL i fucking hate these dumbass moderators

[pissvortex]

Reminder

[gorps]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[manicpixiedickgirl]

[st-just]

Impossibly cursed headline

[mckitterick]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[burgrs]

barista: i have you’re brandè frappo whippy whap with an extra gunk of chumble

me: *walking to the counter and my clown shoes honk with each step*