oh. you found me. hi?

Just a lil guy who loves fable SMP. Pfp creds to m0thm00n, banner creds to beandaqueen

[pearlo]

there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.

[deputychairman]

if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed

[teaboot]

I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too

[justcatposts]

Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

(Source)

[cathartidae]

while the stray cat story may have circulated in 2020 and 2022, this story is actually from the Leningrad Zoo in 2014. (here's the original russian article as well.)

these two felines were introduced at 6 weeks old in order to give more enrichment for the lynx and for education purposes, however they got along fantastically from the start and were eventually moved to permanently live with one another.

a much less exciting story, but a much cuter one as well.

(source, source)

[i-survived-that]

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

[phinarei]

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

[busket]

is it crazy to say that the only reason people make jokes like "i bet (conservative male politician) has a grindr account 🤣" or other jokes about republicans being closeted homosexuals is that they think being secretly gay or being a hypocrite is more shameful and worthy of mockery than holding homophobic beliefs

like no matter how you spin it, the punchline is always "i bet theyre gay lol thats weird". even when you try to defend gay people you cant help but to make our existence the butt of the joke

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"If someone hates gay people then they're secretly gay" not only implies that homosexuality is humiliating by treating their supposed gayness as a source of humiliation, but also says "homophobia is an internal community problem, not something perpetuated by straight people, and it's solely gay people's responsibility. Straight people aren't involved."

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I should start saying off the wall shit online and when someone asks I just pretend it's Aussie slang

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Gonna stick this idea in the ear for later, it'll be a good one in oil and vinegar.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#can we make ''stick this in the ear for later'' an actual phrase? because that's actually a good one

They're gonna "not here to fuck spiders" me

[willgrahamscock]

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

[rpfwasfine]

[sandmandaddy69]

[datura-45]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[wizardshark]

So fun fact from when I worked on multiple reality shows, names redacted for NDA purposes.

Gay people are INCREDIBLY ANNOYING for production when they are on reality shows cause they always do shit like this. Reality shows pick their cast specifically for people who will create drama, so it tracks that bringing in some gay people (in the era that I worked, 2013-2018, this was considered to be new and interesting) would diversify people enough to create some conflict. To a degree, this was true.

But what actually happened was that the gay person, or worse, people, would end up estranged from the other people because Straight People Who Are Fucking Nuts in a way that would be ideal for a reality show are very different from Gay People Who Are Fucking Nuts.

There's one particular instance I remember in which our Gay Person tm wasn't getting into drama and no one could figure out why. Any time anything happened it would just defuse almost instantly. Eventually we prodded during a solo interview and one of the guys said something along the lines of "Mayn gay marriage just got legalized n shit if I yell at this guy I'm being a homophobe". This meant that our gay was COASTING along in this reality show cause no one would vote him out!!

But you know what the PINNACLE of this was?

DATING SHOWS.

One... Very popular dating show I worked on (you know the one) has an unofficial, unwritten rule: you can only have 1 queer woman in the cast of ladies. This is because for a solid few years, if ever there were two bisexual women in the show, they would ALWAYS abandon the man and run off together instead. You can't have contestants saying shit like "this guy has no personality and sucks ass. I prefer this girl I met who actually listens to me". Like this was an actual epidemic in the casting. It happened over and over for YEARS and they couldn't find a way to stop it without literally separating the women from each other, which obviously wouldn't be good for the show. They also couldn't show this was happening because that. Uh. Would be pretty bad to reveal to audiences.

Eventually they just decided to subtly prod and see if women who were going on the show were gay and then avoid having two on the same season at the same time. To my knowledge they still do it this way.

Anyways the summary is that gay people are fucking crazy in a way that heterosexual tv just does not know how to handle

[askthegrandhearthmother]

I love(hate) how their first solution was to be blatantly biphobic

instead of getting men that don't suck

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

💵🫲}([[[[[)

[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[aprik0se]

07/07/2026

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[generic-art]

Vintage Girl Scouts of America ‘Brownie’ pocket knife

[assassinationtipsforladies]

We really need to go back to giving six year old girls knives to carry everywhere

[theatricuddles]

[ID: A red pocket knife that reads Brownie on one side and “be wise, beware, use me with care” on the other.]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]

[aromanticduck]

Giving sheep testosterone shouldn't be done impulsively. You have to consider the ramifications.

[alphabetizing-posts]

be consider done Giving have impulsively. ramifications. sheep shouldn’t testosterone the to You

[d1sc0-1nfern0]

Guess who’s finally gonna be on adhd meds! :D

[d1sc0-1nfern0]

I was so excited for these and now I’m staring down my first dose like “well shit I’m scared actually….”

[d1sc0-1nfern0]

I did it. Now we wait.

[d1sc0-1nfern0]

So I actually took it a little bit ago. It's been 40 minutes.

Update: I feel....slow? Like....my head is slow? My thoughts are slow? I'm not running at Mach Jesus?????????

I'm not necessarily more *focused*, granted I have an earache and a low-grade fever and I'm sleep deprived, so that's probably not helping.

But "slow" is I think the only way I can describe this.

[d1sc0-1nfern0]

Update: my dose was too high. My heart rate was at 100 for 12 hours. We halved it, and I have been un-nerfed. I have been given, as Icecreamsandwich once said,

✨the ability✨

Be very afraid, I am let loose.