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Pls excuse the bullshit (26//they/them // pfp from NecroKnockout on Twitter) 18+ please

[dogpuppy]

[creekfiend]

people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING

be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.

I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

1,000,000,000 OYSTERS TO FEED COMRADE MAMDANI'S NONBINARY NEW YORK HYPERCOMMUNE

[armydreamerr]

this is my favourite post ever

[noah-wyles]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[silver-tongues-blog]

"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[dogpuppy]

[kushblazer666]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[dateamonster]

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[psilocervidae]

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Province with a rat quell! Rodent power!🎵

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[blufangfierrio]

Lucky 7

[jewish-rock]

3 more years and she’ll be old enough for tumblr

[twiggymcbones]

like to think that after she becomes a princess, Cinderella keeps making little outfits for mice😀 🐀👕👖 

[nonbinary-octopus]

nice

also, agreed re @brain-deadx0’s tags:

[squadron-of-damned]

What I am understanding is that the Prince’s look is “Why don’t I get a little outfit sewn by my wife🥺”

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[terminusverge]

20 years. If this gets posted and we all survive for another 20…things might be alright.

[finelytaylored]

funniest comment of all time possibly (x)

[poughkeepsietapes]

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

[arahir]

what's not made clear unless you zoom in is this is clothing for a BABY. lest you forget our hubris, we were dressing babies like this in the 2000s.