a nonsense bird

30-something bird girl

[tsunderebird]

[kn0wmore]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

top piece of décor you don't already own? you can't choose halberd

you are really limiting my options here

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

[ohnoproblems]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Qud has changed, stranding Agate and Mokou on the far side of these strange tides. The search for answers drives them ever to the east, from the scholarly enclave at Grit Gate to the ancient village of Ezra at the base of the Spindle. Their welcome will be tested as only a pair of pariahs can. Can Mokou instruct Agate in the ways of the spell card? Is it doomed romanticism over a dead art, or a path to the undreamed future? And what does it mean that the only other person who remembers how Qud used to be is the hero who stopped the Gyre?

i've been down in the writing mines for three years now and it's finally time to haul this book up to the surface. it's the third installment of my Touhou/Caves of Qud crossover epic, Treatise on the Peregrine Phoenix! contains high adventure, haute cuisine, posthuman actualizations, portentous dreams, physically massive lesbians, and hundreds upon hundreds of bullets.

new chapters every thursday, or get updates in advance on my patreon (link)! i also have a ko-fi (link) if you feel like throwing a treat in my mouth. if you feel like starting from the top or getting a refresher, here's book 1 and book 2.

live and cook!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

pull up

[baldingfemale]

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

[ohnoproblems]

audiobook chapters! and BOOK 3!

in this month's audiobook updates (starting with Shade and Cider), old friends pay a personal visit to mokou and agate for the second day of Kitchen Heptagon's festival of Ut yara Ux. later that evening, mokou accepts an invitation from the city's figurehead to cement their growing bond as water-kith. they fed the baroness first, right…?

previews are available for both chapters.

but something even bigger just hit my patreon for backers: Treatise on the Peregrine Phoenix, Book 3 is now finally ready to start releasing! there's 26,294 words of it already there, and more will drop on the third thursday of every month. these chapters will feed out into ao3 in smaller chunks starting next week, but backers get to read them early!

live and cook!

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[valarinde]

revolutionary girl utena (1997)

[nouveau-riche-princess]

thiss & an unidentified potion

[blignick]

[doggirlpaws]

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

[tonysaintborgi]

pushed over by ghosts! sad

[targetedknowledge]

[ratrocity]

orin design

instead of only having her tail split in two, she went the extra mile and split the skin from her flesh down to the tail

she makes jewelry out of human bones from bodies she scavenges

[tsunderebird]

GIRRRL OMG YOU LOOK GREAT

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[medievaljournalist]

do u mind if I practice my cruelty here. ok thanks

[supplyside]

steel plant

[sumodump]

The new pack of orical cards is so beautiful 🤩 I have a wishlist of like 20?!