[officialunitedstates]

if you had a time machine you could sleep til like 6 then get in and go back to midnight and get double sleep. that’s probably the only use for such a machine though

[officialunitedstates]

to the person who suggested “triple sleep” my reply to you is: absolutely not. don’t be greedy

[wlwellbutrin]

real power is going outside knowing you look ugly and also knowing that if you chose to perform femininity in accordance with patriarchal standards you could look attractive, but genuinely prefering to look ugly and not feeling bad about it. feels good feels organic

[faxxmachine]

Me: shows up to work merely clean and well dressed like all the males there

Boss: you look tired

Me: 🖕

[myothercarisauhaul-original]

I was in a job orientation once and the instructor was talking about appropriate work attire and literally said “and women….please wear some makeup” and everyone laughed. I, who was not wearing makeup nor do I ever, raised my hand and asked “What’s the required amount of makeup for men?” And that was an amazingly wonderful awkward silence.

[mockwa]

🎹 🎧 🐾 🌈

[x-file]

this video fucking rules and they can move

[dankmemeuniversity]

[feministism]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[radical-eirini-deactivated20210]

me

[threeofclovers]

the dishonored level i need

[livingthegifs]

♪Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when Our common goal was waiting for the world to end♪

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[ruinedchildhood]

Daffy Duck…isn’t really a duck.

[starfoozle]

My FAVORITE THING is researchers who wholeheartedly embrace the Ms. Frizzle aesthetic and wear their field of study on their literal sleeve. Everyone in the invasive crayfish consortium has tiny lobster-print shorts or socks. All the middle-aged dad scientists here at the lab have shirts with fish and/or fishing tackle patterns on them. My moss specimen and ammonite earrings keep getting noticed by women who are wearing silver fishbone-shaped or native plant-themed earrings themselves. Every single person on the outreach team has at least one shirt with an anchor pattern on it from Old Navy, and almost all the younger researchers have tattoos featuring their research interests – one fisheries biologist has a half-sleeve of native species she literally uses as an outreach tool. We are self-aware and having a blast with it, honestly.

[dressesandalchemy]

I adore the Ms. Frizzle aesthetic

[nonasuch]

I make tiny book necklaces and I have sold a TON of them to librarians and archivists. Also this reminds me, I need to make another batch of geode slice pendants, and look for more ammonite beads.

[blackatdp]

Worked with a ms frizzle when I was teaching kids hands on biology at a lake and she was like “Here, hold this.” And reached into her hair to retrieve what I thought was a cool hair piece and it was an ACTUAL LIVE CHAMELEON

I HAD NEVER BEEN MORE IMPRESSED

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[the-bluespirit]

John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[keldachick]

[biblically-accurate-soup]

I’m screaming I love them so much

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

[scootsenshi]

Bigs

[great-tweets]

sorry, professor whats his nuts

[sandandglass]

[unicornships]

Hence why Toph Beifong is my favorite badass character ever. Followed by Zuko of course. 😝

[asymbina]

I love that Toph believes that she is one of the most badass people ever to exist in the Avatar universe, is not shy about saying so, and is absolutely correct.

Shit, just watch the way she curbstomps Korra without even trying.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The reason Toph Beifong has lived so long is that death is rightly afraid of trying to claim her <3

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe women get cold easier as a way to ensure the survival of the species. Nothing makes you want to crawl in bed with a guy like the fact that he is radiating heat and you’re not.

[its-croc-time]

First of all, what the fuck. Second, what the fuck

[just-shower-responses]

no, AFAB people get cold more easily bc they physically have thinner skin than AMAB people and therefore Suffer