What's the most stereotypically sun sign thing you do, or trait you have?
Claire Keane
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Fai_Ryy

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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Cosimo Galluzzi

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What's the most stereotypically sun sign thing you do, or trait you have?
duuuuude. it's been a hot sec hasn't it??
Put yours in the tags.
god is just a pink worm on a string
when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
you can unfollow me but you canât un-read my posts so really iâm the winner here
our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me
The only furry fetish Iâm into is hand holding and reciprocating love
mine is being gangbanged in public by 14 werewolves but each person has their own thing i guess
sorry not everyone can be vanilla like you
at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design profâs classroom and he doesnât know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds
pewdiepie fans literally have their heads so far up their asses at this point. he just gets outed over and over and OVER for funneling his fans into far right ideology, like this should have been settled as soon as his twitter follows became clearâ you donât follow Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, Stephan Molyneux, etc by accident or as a âjokeâ. I seriously do not fucking understand how ANYONE who considers themselves even slightly left-of-center can see that and go âwell who KNOWS what his politics areâ. Itâs right there in front of you. But even so, the thing that makes it so frustrating is that the same scandal just happens AGAIN and AGAIN. He gets exposed for having ties to far-right content creators, or for promoting nationalist literature, or the million other things that heâs been âcalled outâ forâ he makes a video where he cries and apologizes, and everyone goes âHow can you POSSIBLY criticize him?? Heâs apologized!!â Apologies donât mean shit if you donât correct your behavior!! This Man Is Not On Your Side. You have to be RIDICULOUSLY naive to fall for this shit dozens of times in a row, to the point where I now assume anyone defending him is far-right themselves or is unbelievably, dangerously stupid. YES, people deserve second chances. They do not deserve a tenth chance, especially not when their audience is mostly CHILDREN. He is not being âframedâ. This isnât âcancel cultureâ, and it isnât âdistracting from the REAL fascistsâ. He is repeatedly giving his young audience a direct pipeline to those exact people. Take. It. Seriously.Â
Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first petâs name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].
my nickname is tyedie annie, im 37 years old. my ship is the hms brownie.
they call me tri color zeke, an 84 year old sailor aboard the HMS Cup O Noodles(eight hours ago)
He just wants to drink chocolate milk and be nice
time: next year is 2020
me: yeah
time: this means that 2010 would have been 10 years ago
me: no
Itâs not allowed to be ten years since 2010
call out post for tomatoes
i dont like them
mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now hes dead
I'm coming clean
I don't hate nickelback and I don't think their music is bad or embarrassing. my dad loved them when I was a kid and I grew up listening to them. I have a nostalgic bias towards pre-2010 nickelback.
I .. I want... I want to be a rock star
Nickleback is good fucking music and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise. My earliest music memory is my mom playing Lullaby
I was doing my makeup today while my brother was fixing his hair. It was quiet and we were both busy doing ourselves up, but after I put on mascara I noticed that Nico was staring at me. âDid you know that some guys wear mascara?â he said and I was like pfft, yeah, of course, dude. I know guys who put on way more than I do. Nico just nodded and continued with his hair. A few minutes later, he brought it up again. âI know a guy who played in my baseball team that would put on mascara. It was ⊠cool, I guess.â And after a moment of awkward silence, I turned to him and went: âNico, do you wanna try some on?â
Yep. He did. He told me so after a little bit of asking, but he felt intimidated to try it on himself. So, I grabbed a really natural looking mascara and lightly put on one coat for him. It wasnât all cute and serene, btw, it was very us (âfuck, donât poke my eye out, broâ ânico, are you fuckin serious, iâm not gonnaâ âaaah, fuck, youâre gonna poke me!â âstop moving!â). But afterward he looked at himself in the mirror and was hesitant. He said he didnât know if he liked it. And i just shrugged becauseâŠI guess, I didnât want him to think anything wild about it. He could wear mascara or not, but I didnât want him to be insecure about it all the same. âWell, thatâs fine,â I said. âItâs no big. You just wipe it off and itâs gone. You want me to pass you a wipe?â
But he kept staring at himself in the mirror and he was like: No, actuallyâŠI like it. It makes my eyes pop. Then Nico turned around and waggled his eyebrows at me and went: bitches love my eyes. they wonât stand a chance now.
Today, Nico came into my room while I was doing my nails and he asked me whatâs good with my mascara and I was like ???. Anyways, that was his form of asking for mascara again, checking himself out in the mirror for a minute and a half, and finally declaring:Â âI fucks with how this makes my eyes lookâ
Yas. Normalize guys wearing makeup
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
Put an assumption in my ask. Iâll confirm or dispute it. Iâm not gonna be mean or anything, Iâm just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
This should be fun! Assume away!
please
Ooo this sounds fun!
Yes please!
hells yeah yall know im a slut for asks