What's the most stereotypically sun sign thing you do, or trait you have?
Jules of Nature
Keni
Misplaced Lens Cap

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Three Goblin Art
Show & Tell

Andulka
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
will byers stan first human second
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@its-croc-time
What's the most stereotypically sun sign thing you do, or trait you have?
duuuuude. it's been a hot sec hasn't it??
Put yours in the tags.
god is just a pink worm on a string
when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here
our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me
The only furry fetish I’m into is hand holding and reciprocating love
mine is being gangbanged in public by 14 werewolves but each person has their own thing i guess
sorry not everyone can be vanilla like you
at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds
pewdiepie fans literally have their heads so far up their asses at this point. he just gets outed over and over and OVER for funneling his fans into far right ideology, like this should have been settled as soon as his twitter follows became clear– you don’t follow Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, Stephan Molyneux, etc by accident or as a “joke”. I seriously do not fucking understand how ANYONE who considers themselves even slightly left-of-center can see that and go “well who KNOWS what his politics are”. It’s right there in front of you. But even so, the thing that makes it so frustrating is that the same scandal just happens AGAIN and AGAIN. He gets exposed for having ties to far-right content creators, or for promoting nationalist literature, or the million other things that he’s been “called out” for– he makes a video where he cries and apologizes, and everyone goes “How can you POSSIBLY criticize him?? He’s apologized!!” Apologies don’t mean shit if you don’t correct your behavior!! This Man Is Not On Your Side. You have to be RIDICULOUSLY naive to fall for this shit dozens of times in a row, to the point where I now assume anyone defending him is far-right themselves or is unbelievably, dangerously stupid. YES, people deserve second chances. They do not deserve a tenth chance, especially not when their audience is mostly CHILDREN. He is not being “framed”. This isn’t “cancel culture”, and it isn’t “distracting from the REAL fascists”. He is repeatedly giving his young audience a direct pipeline to those exact people. Take. It. Seriously.
Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].
my nickname is tyedie annie, im 37 years old. my ship is the hms brownie.
they call me tri color zeke, an 84 year old sailor aboard the HMS Cup O Noodles(eight hours ago)
He just wants to drink chocolate milk and be nice
time: next year is 2020
me: yeah
time: this means that 2010 would have been 10 years ago
me: no
It’s not allowed to be ten years since 2010
call out post for tomatoes
i dont like them
mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now hes dead
I'm coming clean
I don't hate nickelback and I don't think their music is bad or embarrassing. my dad loved them when I was a kid and I grew up listening to them. I have a nostalgic bias towards pre-2010 nickelback.
I .. I want... I want to be a rock star
Nickleback is good fucking music and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise. My earliest music memory is my mom playing Lullaby
I was doing my makeup today while my brother was fixing his hair. It was quiet and we were both busy doing ourselves up, but after I put on mascara I noticed that Nico was staring at me. “Did you know that some guys wear mascara?” he said and I was like pfft, yeah, of course, dude. I know guys who put on way more than I do. Nico just nodded and continued with his hair. A few minutes later, he brought it up again. “I know a guy who played in my baseball team that would put on mascara. It was … cool, I guess.” And after a moment of awkward silence, I turned to him and went: “Nico, do you wanna try some on?”
Yep. He did. He told me so after a little bit of asking, but he felt intimidated to try it on himself. So, I grabbed a really natural looking mascara and lightly put on one coat for him. It wasn’t all cute and serene, btw, it was very us (”fuck, don’t poke my eye out, bro” “nico, are you fuckin serious, i’m not gonna” “aaah, fuck, you’re gonna poke me!” “stop moving!”). But afterward he looked at himself in the mirror and was hesitant. He said he didn’t know if he liked it. And i just shrugged because…I guess, I didn’t want him to think anything wild about it. He could wear mascara or not, but I didn’t want him to be insecure about it all the same. “Well, that’s fine,” I said. “It’s no big. You just wipe it off and it’s gone. You want me to pass you a wipe?”
But he kept staring at himself in the mirror and he was like: No, actually…I like it. It makes my eyes pop. Then Nico turned around and waggled his eyebrows at me and went: bitches love my eyes. they won’t stand a chance now.
Today, Nico came into my room while I was doing my nails and he asked me what’s good with my mascara and I was like ???. Anyways, that was his form of asking for mascara again, checking himself out in the mirror for a minute and a half, and finally declaring: “I fucks with how this makes my eyes look”
Yas. Normalize guys wearing makeup
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
This should be fun! Assume away!
please
Ooo this sounds fun!
Yes please!
hells yeah yall know im a slut for asks