alleymutt

☣︎ WARNING: LIKELY TO BARK ☣︎

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⊰═══════════════════════════════════════════⊱ auggie - he/him - queer - mutt/dogboy - 16yo 𐂯 .ᐟ⸝⸝

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.....interests/hobbies ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ lucid dreaming, reading, writing, drawing, poetry, target shooting, gaming, kemonimimis, old handhelds, nintendo in general, philosophy, etc

.....fandoms ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ sally face, red dead redemption 1, marauders, i saw the tv glow, brokeback mountain, mandela catalogue, studio ghibli, ersatz, the last of us, murder drones, avatar (james cameron), and many more

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DNI if: queerphobic, homophobic, transphobic, xenogender/neopronoun-phobic, racist, ableist, prejudiced against any minority that isnt genuinely harmful, p3do, z00, anti-plurality, against furries, alterhumans, or neurodivergence, etc. if you have any questions, feel free to dm me.

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asks and dms open! always looking for new friends, although i warn that im inactive a lot of the time. anons welcome aswell :)

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HEADS UP! I am a minor, but I am also a normal human being that experiences hormones, and therefore, horniness. Please DNI if you aren't within my age range (14-18). Some of my posts may be explicit. These posts will be tagged with #muttdroolzzz so you may avoid them.

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im so fucking hungry im about to start drooling all over the place no lie

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Woof

barkbarkbarkbarkWOOOOFFFF

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Queer 🫵

>:o NUUHUHNUHUH NOOOOOO IM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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QUEER

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GRRGRGRGRR NO YOURE QUEER

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NO IM NOT.

Im cishet trust

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ok lookie lookie martyn we're a freshly formed/discovered system but we ALL agree that you're telling the biggest lie we've EVER heard - a collaboration between lyonnel and merle. redfield's a bitch but he's a fag so he agrees. lolol. also udora is here but shes too nice to admit she agrees ><

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💔💔💔💔 i got found out. Sigh. Im very queer

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ayyayyayay u admit it!!!! queer is awesome sauce!!! we love being queer!!! yayayyayyayya

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Says the dog who was just denying being queer a few minutes ago /silly

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ooo sheet accidentally reblogged too quick!!!! but damnnnn..... u caught me

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Queer 🫵

>:o NUUHUHNUHUH NOOOOOO IM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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QUEER

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GRRGRGRGRR NO YOURE QUEER

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NO IM NOT.

Im cishet trust

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ok lookie lookie martyn we're a freshly formed/discovered system but we ALL agree that you're telling the biggest lie we've EVER heard - a collaboration between lyonnel and merle. redfield's a bitch but he's a fag so he agrees. lolol. also udora is here but shes too nice to admit she agrees ><

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💔💔💔💔 i got found out. Sigh. Im very queer

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ayyayyayay u admit it!!!! queer is awesome sauce!!! we love being queer!!! yayayyayyayya

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Says the dog who was just denying being queer a few minutes ago /silly

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Queer 🫵

>:o NUUHUHNUHUH NOOOOOO IM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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QUEER

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GRRGRGRGRR NO YOURE QUEER

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NO IM NOT.

Im cishet trust

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ok lookie lookie martyn we're a freshly formed/discovered system but we ALL agree that you're telling the biggest lie we've EVER heard - a collaboration between lyonnel and merle. redfield's a bitch but he's a fag so he agrees. lolol. also udora is here but shes too nice to admit she agrees ><

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💔💔💔💔 i got found out. Sigh. Im very queer

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ayyayyayay u admit it!!!! queer is awesome sauce!!! we love being queer!!! yayayyayyayya

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Queer 🫵

>:o NUUHUHNUHUH NOOOOOO IM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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QUEER

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GRRGRGRGRR NO YOURE QUEER

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NO IM NOT.

Im cishet trust

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ok lookie lookie martyn we're a freshly formed/discovered system but we ALL agree that you're telling the biggest lie we've EVER heard - a collaboration between lyonnel and merle. redfield's a bitch but he's a fag so he agrees. lolol. also udora is here but shes too nice to admit she agrees ><

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Queer 🫵

>:o NUUHUHNUHUH NOOOOOO IM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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QUEER

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GRRGRGRGRR NO YOURE QUEER

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BARKBARKBARKBARK

WOOOFBARKBARKBARKWOOOFFFF

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BITES YOU

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:000 BITES BACK JCOSANCNSACNJSAN

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GROWLS

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>:\ grrrrrrrr

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Queer 🫵

>:o NUUHUHNUHUH NOOOOOO IM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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BARKBARKBARKBARK

WOOOFBARKBARKBARKWOOOFFFF

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BITES YOU

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:000 BITES BACK JCOSANCNSACNJSAN

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BARKBARKBARKBARK

WOOOFBARKBARKBARKWOOOFFFF

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holyfuckingshitballs tshot day is no joke gang im so fucking horny rn someone shoot me

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cooking up some absolute bullshit rn

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yyooooo should i make a minecraft arg i have an idea and it would highkey be a fun and new type of storytelling to try,....

Gus. Auggie. Gussy. August. Augustine Galen White Boy All Natural Organic Testosterone Slurping Pup. if you give this to me i will straight up sign away my soul to you here and now. Drive my side by side down to your irl house right fucking now and do whatever you want.

PLEASE. YES.

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discord me ;) /notfreakybutholyshitivegottayap!

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feed the people verity art pup

>< here ya go

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WOOOOO THE PEOPLE ARE FED!!!!

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YOUNLIKE VERIMOB????

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I LOVE VERIMOB DUDDEEEEE IVE BEEN LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS AND ICCY CAN TESTIFY

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good god i can.

i forced him to watch it with me irl and i kept STARING his ass down every 5 secs because this is exactly this fuckers type of freak.

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when i tell you i want him raw and whimpering im not in the slightest joking

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WoOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WKOF WKOF

BARK WOOOF AAAAARGHGHG GROWL